10. Secret decoder ring
9. Business card carrying-case
8. Water pistol fot "prank" kills
7. Laser wristband also houses can opener, saw, toothpick, and corkscrew
6. Video arcade to lighten the mood in "Slave I"
5. Jetpack has concealed espresso machine
3. *Insert your own codpiece joke here*
2. Those are L. L. Bean shoes he's wearing
1. Missile-firing jetpack. MISSILE-FIRING JET PACK!