Boba Fett Top 10 Lists

Secrets of Boba Fett

by Rik "Voodoo" Taylor

10. Really a woman named Frieda

9. Last job? Arby's fry cook

8. Favorite food? twinkies

7. Those scalps on his shoulder are really from his ex-wives

6. Just received $2,000,000 settlement for unauthorized cameo in Christmas special

5. His helmet still fogs up when he thinks of Leia in that slave girl outfit

4. His bounty for Han was paid in Pesos

3. Once ate 10 pounds of mayonnaise on a bet

2. Really digs Yanni music

1. Doesn't know the Macarena... and is damn proud of it!