Based on "Stand" by REM -- as sung by His Excellency, Jabba The Hutt -- with lyrics like "Han, brought here by my best friend..."
Han in the place where I live
(On the wall)
Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now
Han in my palace at home
(It's the best)
Makes a good example for the people who are working for me.
Now if, you have, to hang up your hat
just use, the guy, who's frozen and flat
His hand, is there, to hold things for you
And Han, is there, 'cause I like the view!
Oh Han with my trophies at work
Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now
Han, brought here by my best friend
Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half
Now Han, a statue, is a good sight Oh Han on display in my room Han on the deck of my barge
I'm glad, that Vader, used carbonite
He's not, asleep, he's stuck in a dream.
I like, his face-perpetual scream!
(Work of art)
Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now?
Han, it was worth all the cash
He even opens bottles and I think he'd make real good doorman
Han frozen stiff as a bar
Han doesn't wander too far
Now Han, a statue, is a good sight
Oh Han on display in my room
Han on the deck of my barge