Chuck gave him one skull. Mr. T took the rest. He did it so fast that all those people still don't know their skulls are gone. Or any of the other bones he took from them.

Mr. T is whatever he wants to be.

Mr. T's imagination happens to be our reality.

No. Mr. T's mind is reality. This is a fact. And it is not just in Mr. T's mind.

Mr. T created his own martial art. it has two types of techniques; Deadly, and Superdeadly.

(Sorry Adeptus, that's impossible)

The original line Darth Vader was supposed to say when he revealed to Luke about his father was: "No Luke, Chuck is your father." Then Luke was to scream like a sissy and such.

but the point is Darth Vader had nothing to do with luke

(This is a classic)

When taking the SAT, put "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000

That person's memory is very short, though...

Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

...to him.

Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis crapped himself.

And Mr. T invented Chuck Norris.

You forget, Mr. T's mind is our reality.

I have one thing that we can all agree on;

Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar proceeded to collapse, as nothing can contain that level of coolness.