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If Chuck Norris gives somebody a handshake, that person will be at the hospital with one arm. Hope they're ambidextrous!

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The characteristic plume on a Roman Centurion helmet was inspired by Mr. T's mohawk.

The densest substance in the universe is not a black hole; it's Mr. T.

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chuck norris invented the sun

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See post #33, fact 3.

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so Mr. T caused the ice age.... Chuck Norris caused diarrhea! (hence the phrase "ass-kicking")

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Mr.T is responsible for the rare medical phenomenon called "total rectal dumpage" aka "organ diarrhea", in which the subject's entire insides are forced out of the rectum at the speed of light.

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Mr.T sees dead people,
Chuck Norris makes them

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Mr. T beat his T-cell cancer in an arm wrestling match.

That was in bad taste.

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wait, which one are you talking about?

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My cancer one, as Mr. T did actually have T-cell cancer.

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What is T- cell cancer?

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A form of Cancer.

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It affects T-cells.

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CANCER=BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i guess cancer could be considered unintentional suicide, because its your cells killing you.

When tax day comes Chuck Norris sends in a blank form with a picture of him ready to strike.
Chuck Norris has never had to pay his taxes.

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Mr.T doesn't have to pay taxes either. He invented them. Thats why they're called Taxes. And when Chuck Norris sends in his picture, Mr.T has a good laugh and waivers the fee out of gratitude for the free toilet paper.

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I would be scared of Mr. T....


Spare me... I won that tournament... freakin' Chuck Norris! - Dodgeball

"Maybe I'd have grown up a nice guy if a Jedi hadn't cut my dad's head off in front of me."

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The scene from the opening of Saving Private Ryan was based on second-grade dodge ball games that Chuck Norris participated in.

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the reason The Flash became the fastest person in the world was so he could run away from Chuck Norris, and he has not succeeded to this day.

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When Chuck Norris does push ups he dosn't go up the world goes down.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me.  - Alo Fett

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That was already used...

Mr. T is the alpha and the omega male.

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oops didn't know ( I didn't want to read all 12 pages)

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It is okay

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Its fine.

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anyways, Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at Tennis. This is done in a completely different way. When Chuck hits the ball, the ball itself teleports behind the wall and is still inside the line.

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For breakfast, Mr. T has two poached eggs and a minivan.

Whenever Mr. T puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

Mr. T takes the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" literally. He once ate Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, and Russel Crowe in one meal.

Mr. T once ran out of milk, and tried drinking gasoline instead. He found it so delicious he singlehandedly caused the gas shortage of 1974.

Mr. T is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.

Mr. T was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.

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