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and he'll tell a fake mop of hair to mop his dirty kitchen

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Mr. T butters his toast with a knife for breakfast. By knife I mean King Kong. By toast I mean the Empire State building. By butter, I mean molten gold. By breakfast I mean dinner.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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no,no,no MR.T doesnt butter his toast the knife butters it for him., lol  smile

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I bet he finds a lot of hair in his toast....

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230 (edited by draco fett Tuesday, August 28, 2007 8:58 am)

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Why don't you read the entire post, Green?

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ok , dont believe but i actually like reading the entire threads now smile

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232 (edited by draco fett Tuesday, August 28, 2007 9:07 am)

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King Kong's dessert.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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okay....

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

have you heard the one about:

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."

i love that one!

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Mr. T doesn't wait. He goes out and kills.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Mr.T  is like darth vader, he only belives he can kill people by pitting them, as vader cant realy chocke people without touching them, Chuck Norris is like a death-ray, he can kill some one without actualy hitting,or puncturing their physical body. those people Mr.t pitties, actual spontaniously comust for no reason other that Chuck's Will.

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237 (edited by draco fett Tuesday, August 28, 2007 3:35 pm)

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That is actually the complicated web of pity Mr. T weaved. He has Chuck believing that he (Chuck) controls the actions of pity, but T is playing him for a fool. Mr. T only puts far less 1% of pity on Chuck, as T finds the whoe set up humorous.

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actualy, this is a even bigger conspiracy on Mr.T as you dont know, Chuck does this to give Mr.t a false sence of security.

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But it is even bigger than that. Mr. T uses a microscopic amount pity on sections of Chucks brain so that he thinks he controls it all. T finds this even funnier.

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Humor is actually a natural reaction to being on the same planet as Chuck Norris, so you dont die of fear.

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But Mr. T can punch humor and every other emotion in the face.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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then other emotions of fellings would take over as the natuarl response. and if Mr.T hit them, a new emotion would pop outa nowhere.

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And Mr. T will break its arm.

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an then another would come up, so eventually, Mr.T would get bored, and go do somthing else, like finish the shrine to Walker Texas Ranger that he has hidden in his kitchen cabinet

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Which he will burn once it is complete. Mr. T can't stand bad acting.

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so he sits down

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On his chair of skulls.

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that Chuck Norris gave him, after he had finished building his mansion of skulls.

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249 (edited by draco fett Tuesday, August 28, 2007 5:47 pm)

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That Mr. T gave him, after he finished building his universe of skulls.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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chuck norris was his supplier. after he finished building his infinty/dimension of skulls....it includes a rib, just for variety

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