Topic: alternate ep.3 Dooku vs. Kenobi + Skywalker

Dooku: i sense...great... FEAR in you...Skywalker

Anakin: well if i'm scared you must crapping yourself right now

Dooku: what?

Anakin: think about it. The force itself knocked up my mom, producing ME. I'm the chosen one. You're just a loose end from episode 2 that was never tied up. Just how do you expect to beat me again?

* loud drawn out wet-fart noise*

Dooku: yesss...well...um...i think i need to go to the little sith lord's room...

*walks away,comes back shortly*

Dooku: HA! i have returned with... A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS! NOW PREPARE TO-

*Anakin slices his arms off*

Dooku: OMYGOD U SLICED MY ARMS OFF!

*Anakin is poised to decapitate him*

Obi-Wan: NO Anakin! it's not the Jedi way!

Anakin: Screw the Jedi way!

*slice*

Palpatine: u did the right thing anakin, he was too dangerous to be kept alive.

Anakin: meh, i just got tired of the built up suspense as a result of his earlier escape in epsode 2.

Palpatine: u have taken your first step to the dark side- i mean, um, you did well, yes, that's what i meant to say, you did well Anakin, very, very well.

*uncomfortable silence*

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oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

Re: alternate ep.3 Dooku vs. Kenobi + Skywalker

erm...no comments? anyone?

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

Re: alternate ep.3 Dooku vs. Kenobi + Skywalker

It's pretty fresh. Give people time to read it well, sink it in, think it out. They might give you their deep thoughts about it soon.
wink

Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)

Re: alternate ep.3 Dooku vs. Kenobi + Skywalker

Terra wrote:

It's pretty fresh. Give people time to read it well, sink it in, think it out. They might give you their deep thoughts about it soon.
wink

Gee, thanks Terra!

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!