Ian Doescher, author of the Shakespeare Star Wars books, took to Twitter today for a series of Star Wars themed tweets. One of his ground rules: "two lines of rhyming iambic pentameter for each couplet!"
Here are all of the Fett ones!
Jango Fett to Boba Fett:
"Thou shalt grow stronger still, my son, my pet,
And earn the honor due to one nam'd Fett." (Permalink)
Boba Fett to Jango Fett:
"Good father, how I love thy villainy,
Thou art so bad, which is so good to me." (Permalink)
Jango Fett to his clones:
"Excel in virtue ye do mightily:
Perfection, insofar as thou art me." (Permalink)
Clones to Jango Fett:
"Enduring thanks to thee, our prototype:
We'll match thy frightful strength--aye, stripe for stripe." (Permalink)
Boba Fett to disintegrations:
"Though Vader thinks on thee and sayeth 'Nay,'
Thou dost remain my favor'd method, yea." (Permalink)
Boba Fett to every woman everywhere:
"Let your minds wonder at this fact profound:
There's plenty Boba Fett to go around." (Permalink)
Which one was your favorite?