You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?

gimme all your money!
WAIT is this me or this schizophrenia

Tetris did you clone my battle armor to pass off as me?

When you wish you were dead.... call your stunt double!!!

Boba Fett: why do you have this gun growing out of your head?
Fake Boba: An accident involving a cloning plant and a gun factory ...i don't like to talk about it.. Awww, don't touch it man!

"Does Jabba the Hutt LOOK like a nerfhearder?"
"What?"
"Say 'What' again, Bamfaboy! Say it again!"

Boba Fett: Wait, can you repeat that? Your speech bubble got cut off...

halloween is over

Boba:That helmet looks exactly like mine!Where did you get it?
Kast:Uhh,Ebay.
Boba:I got mine at Target for 200,000,000 credits.
Kast:I got mine for 300.
Boba:You little...
(BLASTER FIRE)

Damn you Dengar! You can't be me.

I know what yer thinking did he use the whole battery or is this the situation where he gets to fire forever without reloading? Well the truth is I'm not so sure myself. The question is do you feel lucky punk!

Boba: Say hello to my little friend.
Fake Boba: Wrong movie, moron.

Santa don't do it

Note to self* NEVER give grandma fett coffee!

damn, i didnt even get a chance to make a clone yet

Real Boba: Give me back the speeder and we'll call it even

"Good Boba, Bad Boba...I'm the one with the gun."

Do you ever feel like, your being watched?

Boba: Guess what's cold and black aimed at your head.
Jodo: Um, no don't tell me,
um, a flashlight?
Boba: You're a moron.

...Drop the cookies...

If I EVER catch you touching my Boba Fett action figure (with JETPACK ACTION) I will shoot you Fanboy

Boba: Before I kill you can I ask something?
Evil universe Boba: Do I have a say?
Boba: No.
Evil universe Boba: Go ahead.
Boba: you have a goatee under that helmet don't you?
Evil universe Boba:
.........

Yes.

now that my gun is in the back of MY head, its quite annoying

It was really weird when I turned out to be the only girl dressed as Boba Fett. Once I took off my helmet twas quite a gasp!

Stupid wind, I hate the wind, whispering, breaking a twig, coming up behind me, breathing... really.... heavy....

Boba: Dude! there is this HUGE bug on you helmet!
Jodo: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
Boba: dont worry dude! hold still
Jodo: What! how are you going to get it off!
Boba: Simple, I'm going to shoot it!
Jodo: O ok..... WAIT!!!
BANG!!!
Boba: .... opps

Time for TK!

Leggo my eggo sha'buir!!

i love bobo a feat i wont to be him my holly life

Freeze! or I'll...shoot you with a inflatable version of myself? Hey who changed my cartridge!

This is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Boba Fetts the Kooolest!!!!!!!!!!!

Boba: You know what the ironic thing about this situation is Jim?
Jim: What Boba?
Boba: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

I would shoot...but your have too good of taste in the people you copy!!

...Nice suite...*BANG**SPLAT*...not as nice as mine poster (765)

I'm on the Hunt!

For fett sake man! Quit dressing up like me or i'm gonna kill you Jodo, ok?

Rememeber, if you go to a Star Wars convention, don't get mad if your not the only guy dressed like Boba Fett.

we all know the only reason this happend is cause i aint wearing my lucky wookie braids

i will ask one more time.....where is waldo?!

Boba Fett's talking to himself again...

Han shot first DAMMIT!

You dropped your chocholate in my peanut butter!

"If I had died in the Sarlaac, I wouldn't be killing off cosplayers. Never trust George Lucas."

Stupid Clones!

Ttef: And now my brother, it is time to DIE!

Fett: Wait, I think my bootlace is untied. I've got an itch on my back I can't scratch, I can't see a thing in this helmet, and this suit rides up in the crotch!

Ttef: Right... So, see you at the reunion dinner?

Fett: See you there.

Hmmm...this raises some serious existintialist questions! What do you say when you meet yourself...hmm....I know! How about "DIE YOU IMPOSTOR!" *BLAM!* Ahh...that's better.

Kast: Ah! This new massager works wonders!
Fett: Hurry it up. It's my turn next, and I haven't got all day!

I'm so damn good I can even sneak up on myself! Ha!! I never even saw me coming!!!

*sings in high falsetto* "I'm looking at the mandalorian in the mirror."

Give me your lunch money!

Another? You Boba Fett fan club members get crazier every day.

Fett: What does Boba Fett look like?
Kast: What?
Fett: What country you from?!
Kast: W..what?
Fett: What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak Basic in What?!
Kast: What?
Fett: Basic mother****er do you speak it?!!
Kast: Y..yes.
Fett: Then you understand what I'm saying?!
Kast: Yes!
Fett: Describe what Boba Fett looks like!
Kast: Wwhat?
Fett: Say what again! Say what again, I dare you I double dare you mother****er say what one more goddamn time!
Kast: He's got a T shaped visor.
Fett: Go on!
Kast: He's wears Mandalorian armor.
Fett: Does he look like a bitch?
Kast: What?
*Fires*

get down mr president

If you're me, then who the hell am I. And if I don't know who the hell I am, then why the hell do i think you look like me?? HOLY SHIT IM CONFUSED!!!!

Freeze you have a bounty on your head fake! you are worth more dead.

No i am worth more alive

too bad

Double the Trouble

I've tried to be calm, I've tried to be nice, but now I have to get mean. WHERE!!!!
IS!!!! WALDO!?!?!?!

BUY A CANDY BAR FROM MY FUNDRAISER OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!

Jodo: i woder where I left my keys. Maybe this nice man behind me will help me find them.

How dare you see episode III and not even invite me.

Alright get on the ground or ill shoot.

But doesn't that mean you die too?

Your right how could I have overlooked!!!

Fett: wearing my armor replica doesn't gives you the right to live!

Die now, imposter! Muahahahahahahaha! Fear my wrath and go to Star Wars Hell!!!!!!!!! I laugh at your iminent doom! Okay, now it gets boring. Oh, what the hell, I'll shoot him.

Are you as confused as I am?

Boba: Guess who.
Jodo: Wait, wait don't tell me. Um, hmmm. Princess Leia?

If I didn't know any better I would have thought you were my clone!

If you take the last cookie one more time....

Boba: Don't move clone!
Fake Boba: Why did you assume im a clone?
Boba: Hmm.. An entire army cloned from my 'Father's' genetic make up and your trying to pass yourself off as me.....Go Figure!!

I thought I told you to stay in the mirror!

I want to know where Waldo is and YOU ARE GONNA TELL ME!

Okay Morrison this is the REAL Boba Fett. You tell Lucas to re-edit the original trilogy and GIVE ME MY OLD VOICE BACK!

HA! the jokes on you!!! you dont know who is who, so you cant kill me without possibly killing your self!! HHAHAHAHAHAHA-BLAM!!!!!!

Hmm, maybe cloning myself again wasn't such a good idea after all.

Boba: guess who!!!

Jodo: Hey man, you know that you are point a blaster to my head right?
Boba: Yeah I know. But this is the big thing on your head that I'm going to blow away.
Jodo: O Ok blast away then.... NO WAI BANG
Boba:What a loser.

Not all people in Mandalorian armor are as badass as Boba Fett!

boba- baby I love you so please dont divource me or ill kill you Bobas wife- o-o okay...(gunfire) bobas wife- AHHH!

Boba: Do you feel lucky punk..?

I....killed...MUFASSA!!!!

GIMME MY SUIT BACK FANBOY!!

"When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!!!"

Boba: now go tell Lucas to make an Ewok free "return of the jedi" ON DV

Imposter: Hey, did i tell you that you've got to be the best bounty hunter iv'e ever heard of?

"This galaxy aint big enough for the two of us, Buster!"

* Kast * Nooooo, Don't kill me.
* Boba * We'll there is some good news.
* Kast * .....
* Boba * I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by swiching to Geico.
* Kast * ??????!!!!!!

Gotcha!I knew you stole my good suit! That...fits. Hand it over and I wont blow you brains out! And make it snappy! This thing really rides up!

Who gets the laast slice of pizza now?

Down in front.

viva los mandalorians

Ahhhh, yeh, thats the spot.

Boba: Drop the candy and no one gets hurt!

You have to ask yourself. "Did he fire 4,999 or did he fire 5,000 times? Do you feel lucky punk?

Is this the right thing to do?

Oh what the heck! I'll shoot him anyway!

I've told you to restock the toilet paper for the last time!

Meet Boba Fett: yet another victim of identity theft

Do I really look that fat?

So you're the one who started bobafettfanclub.com!

What you do when there is a price on your head

I told them not to give the clones any ideas.

Boba: I have been hearing alot about you, you imposter.
Jodo Kast: Oh yeah well about that-
Boba: I dont care what you have to say!
Jodo Kast: I am sorry Boba Fett.
Boba: I forgive you! You want some pizza or something?
Jodo Kast: Can we have cheese pizza?
Boba: Sure..
Jodo Kast: ALL RIGHT!

Ahhh That money I owe you? I can have it a week next Tuesday.......

Victim of Boba- You love me. It's obvious, you can't hide the feelings forever baby.
Boba- Your right babe, I'm sorry.

Boba: Time to die, good lookin'.

How do you like your brains cooked: sunny side up or scrambled?

You're not the real me! I'm the real me
IMPOSTER IMPOSTER!

Good, bad, he's the one with the gun. Pointed at your head.

Boba Fett: Well, well. Now I have you Kast! Anything you need to say before I kill you?
Jodo Kast: *whispers* jetpacks activate...
Kast's Helmet: JETPACK ACTIVATION IN 10 SECONDS!! 10, 9, 8...
Jodo Kast: Ah, slag...

Hehe. Nice shoes.

This galaxy ain't big enough for two Mandalorians...

Please don't hurt me! I've got a family to feed!!

Jodo Kast thinking: I have to go to the bathroom and Boba Fett has a gun to my poser head. Great. Just great.

OK, OK... I will put the cookies back!.

Boba: Alright, bub....what happened to the last cookie in the cookie jar?!?

You're about to be "it".

Hmm, I wonder where I left my keys. Maybe this friendly man behind me will help me look for them.

Now don't you ever, EVER leave the seat up again!

OK... I will put the cookies back!!!

"Oh, I guess its me thats the imposter..... I think.... Or am I the real one?"

"Shut up before you get ME confused!"

Um, does it matter that I am just a robot?

I've got me now!

Mandalorian Boot Camp:
"Thats it soldier, I told you if you forgot your jetpack one more time I'd kill you. Now your gonna have to die."

Boba: I just gotta ask myself, do i feel lucky? well do i? punk!

Kast: Oh Shoot... No wait!
Blam!