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Editor\'s Pick Caption Author DateFan's
Choice
2Editor's Pick

"Shoot! I forgot to buy my new DEL-44-ZTURBO45-XDF-OMEGA-Edition 4 blaster rifle!"

HunterOfTheWeb064 15154848002018-01-09
2Editor's Pick

- 8 frogs for Jabba
- 2 bad motivators for the Jawas
- 28 Rebel Scum for Darth Vader
- 1 Lost Lightsaber for Luke

Connor James McKenzie
of New Berlin
14966460002017-06-05
1

Hmm lets see here....i need some stitches for papa....carbonite for solo...and potatoes for poor old Darth Vader...oh wait a minute he's dead!

JanisiaLovesBobaFett
of Dickson,TN
14524128002016-01-10
1

One one more item to get, now where do I find a Han Solo?

Raymond Hansen Jr
of Cortland
14232096002015-02-06
2Editor's Pick

Solo cups? Really, Jabba?

Derek
of Swansea, MA
14232096002015-02-06
1

Now where do I get lithium batteries for this airfix model Vader never makes it clear where from in his doodle maps.

rob buchanan
of newport
14231232002015-02-05
1

I hope Lord Vader don't see me being good. He'll have them troopers laughing at Me and jabba doing a comedy roasting at the palace.

rob buchanan
of newport
14231232002015-02-05
1

Right now what was grannies address for me to deliver this basket of droid parts.

rob buchanan
of newport
14231232002015-02-05
1

free to good home 1 scruffy looking nerf herder

Jeff heemstra
of hersey,mi
14231232002015-02-05
2Editor's Pick

This recipe calls for fresh Sarlacc. I need to be careful.

Jeff Altomari
of Avon
14231232002015-02-05
1

Now where will I get Sarlacc bile at this time?

Paul Nugent 14231232002015-02-05
1

Wow! There's a lot on this list. I hope they'll accept Republic credits.

Mike Galiano
of Raleigh
14228640002015-02-02
1

Over the the Sarlacc and through the dunes, to Jabba the Hutt's we go...

RD_Blade 14226912002015-01-31
1

Milk... I swear I saw it somewhere...

James Lewis 14226912002015-01-31
1

Jabba asked me to buy tons of food. Don't think that all will fit in this basket.

Oleg
of Kyiv
14226912002015-01-31
1

*sigh* I wish I had learned to read.

Seymour Butts
of SLC
14226912002015-01-31
1

BOBBA FETT IS AWSOME

Cameron Eredia
of Gilroy
14226912002015-01-31
1

Great... Stupid MapQuest. Last time this happened I ended up in the belly of a Sarlacc.

Michael Daugherty
of Connellsville
14226048002015-01-30
2Editor's Pick

Wookie-chow? Very funny, Jabba.

Jeremy Coffey 14222592002015-01-26
2Editor's Pick

That's everything on the list but the power converter. I'll have to head to Toshi Station for that.

Jeremy Coffey 14222592002015-01-26
2Editor's Pick

That one time that Jabba accidentally gave Boba Fett his grocery list instead of his hit list.

Fred 14220000002015-01-23
1

Good times I could give my lil one this one so she will stop trying to get mine out of the case lol.

Michael 14220000002015-01-23
2Editor's Pick

"Well, that's my Life Day shopping done. Time to hit the cantina!"

Vincent Valentine 14217408002015-01-20
1

Bread and milk again!!!!

Michael Middel
of Canton
14215680002015-01-18
2Editor's Pick

Dear Bobika,

Thank you for coming over but I decided to go out. Leave the basket on the table. I'll talk to you later.

Grandma

P.S. - No matter how big my eyes are or how sharp my teeth are, it's not me. It's the Wookiee next door who sneaks in the house.

Mike C
of HARTSDALE
14214816002015-01-17
2Editor's Pick

Let's see... Eggs, check! Milk, check! Sarlacc repellent... Oh, I'll get that next time...

PeterK 14211360002015-01-13
1

and squash.... but what kind... i wish the wife would leave more info on these darn lists of hers

bill norris
of eugene
14209632002015-01-11
2Editor's Pick

Disintegrations... disintegrations... no, he hasn't put them on the list. Ah well, I've bought them now...

@MightyBlackout
of Oxford, UK
14209632002015-01-11
1

List reads: "This Boba Fett went to market, all the other clones stayed home and Jango's head has no-body." "Darn that Vader! He is a sick puppy."

Cassandra Peterson
of McAllen
14209632002015-01-11
2Editor's Pick

I've got Obi-Wan's cloak, Leia's bikini and Han Solo in Carbonite. All I need is Luke's hand, Ewok hide and a Wookies' tooth. The Emperor better not try and pay me with Gungan dung, again!

Akbar Rahim
of Nottingham
14208768002015-01-10
1

OK so I got the carbonite, now I just need something to freeze...

Akbar Rahim
of Nottingham
14208768002015-01-10
2Editor's Pick

Grrr . . . I need a decoder to read Vader's writing!

Jerry Copeland 14207904002015-01-09
1

TAMPONS?!?!?! That's the last time I do the shopping!

Joshua Dietrich 14207904002015-01-09
1

Just need thermal detonators, a new cape, and Han Solo in carbonite.

Tanner 14207904002015-01-09
1

Hmmmmm. Sarlaccxitives, they might come in handy someday.

Daniel J. Dudych
of Des Plaines
14207040002015-01-08
2Editor's Pick

What do I need this warranty for? Like anything could ever go wrong with my jetpack.

Daniel J. Dudych
of Des Plaines
14207040002015-01-08
2Editor's Pick

Nerf Burger Helper - Check
Bantha tartare - Check
Rodian pepper - Check
Thermo detonator caps - Check
Hibernation sickness pills (Gummies) - Check
Escaping a Sarlacc Pit for Dummies - Check
Han Solo (in Carbonite) - Check
Directions to Jabba the Hutt's Palace - Check

Russell LeChard
of Toms River, NJ, USA
14207040002015-01-08
1

Let's see whats next on my list..? Got that... And that.. Ah! Han Solo. I need 1 Han Solo and everything will be perfect. Hopefully this market has him here because i'd hate to fly to another market through all that traffic right now!

Brieanna Galindo 14207040002015-01-08
1

So Jabba wants a rare carbonite collectible? I guess I can leave Solo in carbonite, then.

Joshua 14207040002015-01-08
1

Who the hell is Starlord??

Tom Maroto
of Madrid
14207040002015-01-08
1

They've gotta have spam here somewhere...

Bobby Gilliland 14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

Flat mate wanted, must have own spare parts.

Andrew
of Auckland, nz
14206176002015-01-07
1

No Kamino sabredarts again... Lousy market! Argh... :P

Ed
of Kamino
14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

Hmmmm, looks like Max Rebo is looking for a bass player....

Scott Casanova
of Syracuse
14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

"Now... where do I find Wookie Scalp Conditioner...?"

Jared Condon
of Bedford, In
14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

Finally! Someone that'll paint Slave 1 for cheap! No more blue and yellow ship for me!

Ronnie Grimsley
of NC
14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

"Dets... check. Replacement thruster shields... check. Replacement homing missile... check. ... Now, where are those pesky Type-12 anti-personnel rockets at..."

PJ Reindel 14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

OK... So a loaf of bread, a container of milk, a stick of butter and one scruffy looking nerf herder.

John Horton
of Orleans
14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

Last but not least on my list is the anti-Sarlacc pest spray!!

Kieron Marriner 14206176002015-01-07
2Editor's Pick

Can't forget the Bounty

Jason Grasseschi 14205312002015-01-06
1

Tampons?? Really Leia?? I'm no Han!

jenna bruner
of NORTH POLE
14205312002015-01-06
1

Thermite charges, check, carbonite, check extra 100 feet of tether rope ....

John Lee
of irvine
14205312002015-01-06
1

...and Mandalorian oranges...

Brian Weckerly
of Orlando, FL
14205312002015-01-06
1

Why can't I find my action figure? They have TONS of everyone else! Lukes, Hans and Greedos are warming the shelves everywhere! Why can I never find any Bobas?

Rw McGarry
of wheeling
14205312002015-01-06
1

Eggs, bread, milk, Bantha food ... Bantha food? We don't even own a Bantha, sheesh!

Adam Weber 14205312002015-01-06
1

I am sure I wrote bacon on this list?

greg cruise
of ermington
14205312002015-01-06
1

OK... I just need Gungan Steaks and I'm done!

David Perdue 14205312002015-01-06
1

Does that say, "long hard gun" or "long hard fun"?

Shaina 14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

Where the heck am I supposed to find ice on Tatooine..?

Dan Kelleher
of Boston
14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

Three damn stores and I still can't find any Solo Polish...

Chris Clements 14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

"Lost Dewback, if found please call..."

Matt Tackaberry
of Lakeville
14205312002015-01-06
1

"I wish Yogi would come and steal this basket. I hate shopping."

J.R. 14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

Hmmm. Vader needs eggs, chicken, cookies, and a new robotic hand for Luke."

Willy Corder
of Irving
14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

*1 live Bantha, no disinitegration????* Ah come on!!!!

Homer Ramirez III
of Bishop
14205312002015-01-06
1

"Because he's price checking a thermal detonator!!!"

Sam King
of Saint John
14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

Ketchup.... Catsup.... Ketchup... Catsup...

Keri Bernier 14205312002015-01-06
1

There is no way i am buying tampons!

Michael rice 14205312002015-01-06
2Editor's Pick

What does she mean by Pressed Powder?

Johan
of Bonnyrigg Midlothian Scotland
14205312002015-01-06

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