Caption Contest #30

Seth Green was delighted to find someone his own size to play with.

It's a bobo.. I mean boba fett? What is a boba fett? Uhhh is it something that would change my bath time forever?

Steve: Now Seth, dont be one of those people who chokes on the small pieces... Seth?

Seth: *Gulp*

Steve: SETH NO! This is why we cant have nice things!!!

Ahhhh, mines broken

Sorry.. There's a good price on Steve Sansweet's head.

Damn Bobarazzi! Why can't they leave him alone?

Just because this old guy ran out of space on his BATTLESHIP game board, it doesn't give him the right to...well, okay. We'll try it.

Ok Seth. Since your original Boba Fett action figure is in perfect cond-- err-- never mind. I'll give you $5.

Do you think my dad will accept me as his son after I get him his favourite Stars Wars action figure??? Sure beats sharks with 'frickin' lasers!

Timmy's not afraid anymore. Now Timmy can shoot those monsters in his room...

Steve: "So, the red rocket is inserted here, and..."
Seth: "Ok, I'm out."

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

This is what happens when Chris Griffin goes toy shopping...

For the last time, yes I am the guy who does the voice of Chris on Family Guy. I have done other stuff you know. Ever heard of Robot Chicken?

You're telling me this is worth how much?! And we opened it?!

Thanks for dislodging the rocket from my throat, Steve. I thought I was done for...

When this guy turns around, I'm bolting with this bad boy.

If I break it, do I have to buy it?

Many Bothans died to bring us this action figure.

Seth: "Put the rocket back in slowly and don't let them know we broke it."

Why are my toys on Antiques Roadshow -- I'm not that old!

Steve: "This is not the bounty hunter you are looking for."
Seth: "You're right -- this would blow the entire budget of Robot Chicken."

Seth: "I'm sexy and I know it"
Steve: "They're photographing the toy, not you."
Seth: "Oh..."

Bad parenting (and Battlestar Galactica) ruined toys in 1978

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

It should be Mister Bobafett to you fool. He is just that good.

"He's no good to me out of the box... just kidding, I've got a three episode deal for him on Robot Chicken if that fires..."

Wow good to see!

I thought I was coming to see a Chris Griffin action figure.

Dr. Evil will offer you 1 million $$'s

Seth: "Now the thing to remember is the missile on these figures is so... *snap* fragile"

Oops! I super glued this to my hand!

Oh yes... I fired the rocket -- and it was good.

Yo... You wanna try some Boba Fett? First time's free.

You just don't get it do you Scott?

I dated a Sarlacc pit once...

Tried to remove the helmet...

Next time I'm without a paddle, I'm bringing this guy!

Seth: I think I'll use this on Robot Chicken! Steve: Do you have any idea what this is worth?

Okay I will see what I have... "Frozen 2: Frozen on Carbonite."

The only choking hazard here is me and my drink when you tell me again how much you paid for this, Steve...

Careful! If anyone sees this we're going to be swarmed!

No pictures, dude. The little guy is shy...

You un-zip him and I'll crazy clue it back on!

Seth: It's a REAL rocket!
Steve: Seth, it's plastic.

Oh sure, a Boba Fett action figure. But, seriously, Hammerhead. Where's Hammerhead?

Sure, he breaks my Boba Fett... but somehow has kid gloves when handling the Jar Jar figures.

I don't think it's too much. He's the best, how can I NOT give him a an MM-9?

Steve spent days trying to figure out why Boba Fett was low on oil. It wasn't until day three did Seth have the heart to tell him it was just a toy.

I can't believe we smuggled this

An early glimpse at the R&D that goes into Robot Chicken's Star Wars 7 parody.

We stayed up all night and proved that any Boba Fett toy can have a removable missile.

Um, Steve, keep your hands off my rocket!

With this firing rocket, there WILL be disintegrations.

Sorry, thought you were going to show me Bubba's Feet.

He's worth more than I am!