Lando: This wasn't part of the deal Vader.
Boba Fett: Yeah he does that.

Boba: What she just say?
Lando: She loves him.
Boba: PMSL, so is Jabba when he sees his new wall art.

That's a cold ass honkey!!!

Lando, before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I

Man, I'm tellin' ya Boba, Lando Calrissian merchandise is gonna be huge! Nobody's gonna want bounty hunters when they can have their very own action figure of the L-Man!

Um Lando why are you holding my hand..?

You think Vader knows that's his daughter making out with that scruffy scum?

I slipped a 6 pack of Colt 45 into the Carbonite for the ride bro..

lando, will you be my father figure?

Man it's like a sauna in here and my visor is fogging up.

Did he just jump in that steam thingy?

Boba: "Lando when did we arrive in the land on oz?"
Lando: "I do feel like a wizard with this cape on!"
Boba: "I'm gonna shoot that munchkin behind you if he doesn't stop staring at me!"

Like OMG Lando look at her butt

Really dude really ?

I got boba head to fett in my head

Han Solo: "I love you." Princess Leia: "I know." Boba Fett: "Damn, that was a good."

Check it Boba, those chicks are totally checkin us out.

Get this over with so I can get paid...

Where can I get that mask?... You can't.

Hey Lando, is that a gas station over there? Need to fuel up.

Dude Han... Get a room.

Boba Feet: "I farted."

What do you mean - no capes?!