Why are all of you complaining!? Not only is my first appearance in this godawful holiday special, but I was also colored with the five dullest colors in the color spectrum...do you see me complaining??

C3P0: Holy Sarlacc, who's this?
Boba: I'm Boba Fett, tinnie.
C3P0: That is highly unlikely seeing as how Boba has green armor.
Boba: Yeah well it's at the wash.

I don't see why I don't get my own series.

C-3PO: Boba, I'd like you to meet your real father.
Boba:... What?

C3P0:I heard you got the results back from the clinic.
BOBBA FETT:Yep...not good..not good at all...phew,yep.

Boba: Hmm. Han Solo is taking a long time in that shower.
C-3PO: Oh i understand Sir.

"Take a holo, it'll last longer, Goldie."

C-3PO: Is he awake? I can't tell.
R2-D2: *Beep*
C-3PO: You want me to do what to him?
Boba fett: Yeah, want do you want him to do to me?

Boba:I swear to God, If you don't stop starring at me I'll blow your freaking head off.
C-3PO:Somebody forgot their coffee this morning...
Boba:(Muffled agreement)

I cross my arms every change I get, it makes me look more baaaaaad

Fett: Okay, which one of you flatfoots stole my candybar?

c3po-oh my goodness i cant believe we are in the presence of THE BOBA FETT
r2d2-(in human voice cuzz we cant understand robot)be quite c3po im trying to get my recording system to work so i can video tape this amazing moment
Boba Fett-would you tou stop talking maybe youll be easier too fool then i thought stupid droids no wheres luke? my flamethrowers getting cold ha ha haaa

Boba: Does this out outfit make my butt look big?

Boba: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic!
3PO: I prefer life in metal myself.

Hmph. My first impression on the world of Star Wars, and I look like I've been colored in with the last five crayons that nobody wanted to use.

3PO: please daddy, can i keep him please? I promise to take care of him this time!
Fett: Son raising a Wookie is a big responsibility and i just don't know if your ready.

jeeesh! and I thought football uniforms were bad...

Boba: Face it, guys. I'm the only good thing that's coming out of this Holiday Special.

Boba: I ordered these Wookie braids three months ago! I'm glad they're finally here!
C-3PO: Actually, Sir. That is Chewbacca.

Boba:What are you stareing at metalhead?
C-3PO:A grown man wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

CPO: Oops?
R2-D2: beeps
Fett: Oops is right, I told you to always Walk the wookie after every meal!

C3PO: No Boba, the sign clearly says "please don't feed the animals"

Boba: *sigh* I'm Boba Fett and I have a gambling problem.
Everyone: Hi Boba.

C3PO: Chewbacca, I don't believe this starring contest is going to work.

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy, Master Fett. Let the Wookiee win.

Boba Fett: *Incoherent mumbling*

After finally apprehending the one responsible for releasing his private dance video-gone-wrong all over the HoloNet, Boba contemplates how a couple new Wookiee-hair braids would complement his armor.

C-3PO: Boba, I'm sorry, I just dont see how your still single.
Boba: Just go away...

3PO: Sir, I can't help but notice that your balls are on your hip?
Boba: Zip it 3PO, have you ever been dry humped by a wookie?

Fett: I hate fans. They always draw me so CRAPPY! Look at the the details I'm missing! I'm not even coloured right!
C3PO: I look like a cheap bendy-toy thats unauthorized....
R2D2: Beep bloop (Hey, at least you guys don't only have the top of your head in this!)

Boba Fett resents the implication that he is a two-dimensional character.

Boba:I hate this 70'S look.
C3P0:Quit whining Fett!
Boba:Shut up Goldylocks!!!

"Turn, turn...*tsk* No, that fur and bandolier combo is just not working for me."

the wookie strippers are only here on thursdays my friend

Fett: You call this a CLEAN floor?! I've seen better in Hutt palaces!

Boba was never quite the same after working for an afternoon on the Miami Vice set...

Introducing Boba Fett, winner of this year's Miss Mandalore's Beauty Pagent!

Fett.
It means looking cool...
even when you get caught in your underarmour.

"No 3po, I will NOT grease up your crevasses!"

Boba:I hate this look...Its so 70'S.

3P0: "Congratulations, Mr. Fett! You're a father now!"
Boba (thinking): "Damn! I knew that Aurra Sing was trouble! Okay... Try to look cool for the camera..."
3P0: "It's a boy!"
Boba: "He's worth a lot to me..."

Boba, thinking: "Man, even in this crappy, washed-out, 1970's holiday special I still am one bad@$$ bounty hunter..."

C3PO: Why so angery?

Fett: Damn Lucas said he'd only give me better colored armor if he wrote a stupid death scene for me......

Fett: I don't know why Jabba gave him to me.

Boba Fett's armor proved that Sarlacc stomach acid can be used as a bleach.

No, YOU put Captain Solo in the cargo hold!

Just look at our colors....honestly, have ANY of these guys heard of reference photos? This is as bad as bringing in the wrong person for a bounty....

Boba: Crap, someone spilled coffee on my frame. Threepio, clean it up!
C-3PO: Sir, I'm only an interpreter! Besides, it's in pretty deep!
Boba: Do it or I'll feed you to Chewbacca.
C-3PO: But...uhhh, I'll give you the address of who spilled the coffee.
Boba: I'm going to another frame. If you get it out tell me. Chewie, look hungry.

Fett: Y'know, I may be a badass bounty hunter who doesn't fear death or a Sarlaac Pit, but even I can't stand this awful 1970's animation special.

c3po:Hello but aren't yu a bad guy yu know shooting good dudes with the rifle
boba:no i just came here to use the computer
c3po:why?
boba:because i love WORLD OF WRACRAFT when jabbas gone i can hunt guys on there with player versus player

c3po:What are yuo doing on are millenium falcon
boba:i lost the slave 1 to greedo it was horrible so i need a home
c3po:Just take your shoes off i just waxed the floor.

C3PO: Get in the corner for a time out MR. You know the rule, no bounty hunting after bed time!
Boba: You suck.

C-3PO: for some reason, when I look at Boba, I feel like i should be telling him to "release my people" like in that movie with Charlton Heston...

Fett: Hold it right there, everyone. I have an important announcement to make.
C-3P0: What's that?
Chewbacca: Ruuuur?
Fett: I only have three fingers on each hand.

Fett: Now, Chewbacca, repeat after me. IN BASIC: I love Boba Fett.
Chewie: Ruur uuuuur rrur urur.
Fett: Damn, this is hard!

Fett: OMG, Wrath of the Mandalorian was better animated than this, and it was fan-made!

CP30: Is it me or do my sensors detect burnt womp rat?
Boba: One of the benefits of a flamethrower: BBQ anytime.

Boba: And there you have it, kids. Now you see what can happen to you when you do drugs.

Boba: "...and You're both getting paid how much!.., hmm..I'd better look for another agent."

C3P0: What's the matter Fett, cat got your mask?
BOBA: Damn droids.

Fett: What? Don't look at me, I didn't steal his Wookiee braids

Do I look even more bad ass folding my arms or not?

C-3PO: Oh, hello master Boba, i am C-3PO, human cyb--
Luke: There's no one in it... It is just a costume, Boba's getting a new outfit.
C-3PO: Oh..

Fett: Your going to wear that?

Throw a pink highlight here and there and you will be all set

I am not the Mandalore you are looking for.

Boba: If you continue to piss me off, I'll have to take extreme measures.........

C-3P0: What?! How can you? You're a cartoon!

Boba: Oh, I thought I was the real Boba.

Walks away.....

C-3P0: And those weapons are too!

Boba: Blah! Blah! Blah!

my god, look at the quality of my shading. some artists just don't care do they?

boba-Ill give you 5 seconds to give me back my doll.
chew-translated-o no boba its my turn to play.
3po-no its my turn.
boba-give it before i disintegrate you.

Boba: Heyyyyyyyyy! Nice ammo belt, Chewie! Damn it! I wish I were a wookie, then again, I have my honour, dignity and reputation.......unlike you!

"Alright you punks, where's the bathroom?"

3po:hello Iam c-3p0 human cyborg relations.
boba: I don`t care you stupid droid lookin` for solo seen em` ?
3p0:no sir I hav...(solo walks in )
boba:why it`s solo & the walking carpet chewbacca.
chewy:errrrrrrrggggggggggooooottt
boba:die
(fires wrist rocket)shoooomm blam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yup, that's a--that's a Wookiee alright. But, I asked for an Ewok."

*Sigh* "Yeah, the Wookiee will bring a high enough bounty, but...the value of gold metal, particularly for droids, has gone up lately."

BOBA~So I told him "of course I have priviledges above others, Im Figgin BOBA FETT.
C3PO~ So what did he say to that...?
BOBA~ Uh...I don't know... I kinda vaporized him before that...
C3PO~oh...

fett:*mutters*yeah, its gonna b a gig at a club, yeah, stupid vader & his little security jobs... HEY! WHAT'RE U LOOKIN' AT???

*Begins to breakdance and sing, "Cant't touch this! Da dadda doo. Da doo, can't touch this!"

boba-thats right 3po Im dating britney spears and its awesome.
3po-so im dating jabba.
boba-what your gay?
3po-maybe...

does this look infected to you?

I'm sorry. If you don't have a backstage pass you can't come in to see AC/Wookiee...

No, just because my junk looks strappingly huge the way I accentuate it, doesn't mean I am into gay golden robots. Who's your little friend?

"3PO! what did I tould you about teasing your brother R2?"

Bobafett: Im going to kill you!
Luke: No please don't!
Bobafett: But I really want to!
Luke:No please don't you don't need to anyway!
Bobafett: Yeah I know but im going to anyway.
Luke:No please don't
Bobafett:Bye luke just letyou know I didn't get ordered to do this I just was bored and your not evil so I have to kill you bye.

3po:hello. im c3po, and id love to help u in any way possible...
fett:uh, ok fruitcake, how 'bout u leave me alone?
3po:if i could cry i would be bawling right now! (runs off)
fett:oh thank God

Vador: Bobafett I need you to go kill Luke Skywalker!
Bobafett: Why vador?
Vador: Bobafett I want you to kill him just because he's
not evil!
Bobafett: I don't really feel like it right now.
Vador: I comand you to do it this instant!!!!
Bobafett: NO I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT !!!!!!!!
Vador: If you do it I will let you destroy what ever you want............
Bobafett: Ok I will do it.
Vador: Ok now heres your carbon rifle and now go kill Luke!!!!!
Bobafett: Oh .......... Yeah its killin time now.

C-3PO => Thats some mighty big cans of deodorant you have for the wookie mister Fett sir.

3po:my sensors indicate that u r very depressed.
Boba:WHAT DO U THINK? I LOST MY GIRLFRIEND, I'M HAVIN' TROUBLE W/ THE RENT, & NOW THIS WOOKIE IS SHAKING IT 'S FRICKEN BUTT AT ME!

Boba:look at that city slicker with his fur coat and big black shades.
3po:that's a tawn-tawn...
Boba:i still don't like him!

C3P0:u know u don't look cool doing that
Boba: yes, well... SHUT UP!

Sorry, no oversized, hairy, stinky flea-bitten, retarded bears allowed.

Yipes!!! You are bigger in Person

Boba is playing rock paper scissors with chewie........

Boba: Rock..paper..scissors!
Chewie: Euueeerr?
Boba: You know.....we were playing rock paper scissors?
Chewie: Urrrrrrrgh!!
Boba: Fine then! I'll play on my own, you furry gasket!
Chewie: Ur-ROARGH!!!
Boba: shut up!............

Stonps angrily away.

3PO: Excuse me, but are you the Maker? I can't seem to remember...
Boba: Deal with it. We all have father issues.

Boba, the idol of cool.

Bobafett:you know guys, i really appreciate the fact that you trust me.
C-3po:we dont, your just some mandalorian working for the empire persuading luke to trust you, we hate you.
Bobafett: so in a sense, im lame?
C-3po: no, just because i dont trust doesnt mean i dont look up to you.
Fett: Sweet! i knew i was the baddest of bad!

I could have swore that last time I checked my armor was more of a green..Must be going color blind...

boba-hmph its not fair u won at monopoly 3po.
3po-i cheated
boba-what you say pervert!
3po-yo mama so stupid she fell in the sarlacc!
boba-i never had a mother you $#@!
c-3po- rite back at ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
boba thinking- i wonder if i could...nah but still...

C-3PO: Is that you my love?
Fett: Don't bother me. It's Vader you want.

To the editor of the show )

Boba: Ummmmm, excuse me? Where's my jetpack? I need it for drastic measures and YOU FORGOT IT!

Runs away crying....

Boba: it seems my schedule for this clip has already been taken..
Others: ????
Boba: I'll see you at KFC, Luke.

Flys off..........

Boba: "What are you looking at, fuzzball?"

C3PO: Are you accusing me of tampering with the methane tanks?
Fett: You sure don't smell like roses.
R2D2: Beep beep bop beep
C3PO: How dare you accuse me of practical jokes, I'm not programmed for that sort of thing.

Boba: "Ok. Seriously, whoever took a bite out of the last doughnut and put it back is going to deal with me."

Boba: See if i fold my arms like so, I look cool.
C-3PO: I'm a walking piece of bling is that enough?

Boba: Aargh! I hate it when I'm poorly animated.
C-3PO: Well at least they didn't put some weird nose thing on you and give you giant hips!

Jango: Hey, what the - Is that small droid looking at my groin?

Jongo - Yeah, i'm cool, and you know it. Thats right, admire the armour...

C3PO: Hello, my name is C3PO. I am a protocol droid, and I speak over 7 million---
Fett: Shut it before I fry your circuits.

*Boba thinking* I wonder how much the fans would pay me to take that annoying droid out...

I clearly called dibbs first for the Wookiee's piggy back ride.

"Arrrrrrrgh."
"Chewbacca! That's nothing nice to say about our guest!"
"Shut up, droid."

BOBA FETT: your Jealous because im a fn hard ass who can whip cord u in a second .
C3PO: WEll u know ive never though of it that way
BOBA FETT: And just out of curiosity do u ever blink