The weird thing was Boba- had no idea that Jabba the Hutt was his boyfriend's father.

Flowers from Lake Country: 150 credits
Book of Jawa Poetry: 23 credits
Boba Fett...? Priceless.

"So Mac do you think she'll like these?"

I'm just here to fulfill a bet I lost, I'm kinda afraid of commitment...

Boba starts singing: Leia's mom has got it going on. I had a crush on her since I was 10 & been waiting so long. Leia can't you see, you're just not the girl for me , but...
Leia: Boba, my mom is dead.
Boba: what?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :(

Hey! Just 'cause he's the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy doesn't mean that he doesn't have feelings...

Uuuuuhhhhh sure I'll hold your book for you, oh fine the flowers too, just don't... YOU TOOK A PICTURE!!!! Now you're gonna pay! :@

Most bounty blood is red, when choke my bounty they turn blue, I got this poem from the cheezy book that I'm giving to you. (oh yeah, and a flower too)

After being dumped, a drunken Boba tries one last time to win his love, but his only response is a punch to the gut when his "lover" is Han Solo.

Boba-"Hello Mr.Smith. I'm here to pick up Lindsey."
Mr.Smith-"What's with the book of poems and flowers? Are you some sort of pansy?"
Boba-"No sir. I, uh, er..."*Blaster Fire*"Screw this. I'm gonna go home and watch Grey's Anatomy."

Sorrowfly, she closed the door on him as she realized that his illegible mumbles were not out of love but that Boba was merely drunk.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.

fett: sarrlac will you marr... sarlacc: gulp! yum bounty hunter my favorite. Hey what are you doing in their... owch! mommy help.

Hi uhh Leia, can we go now? Your dad is giving me those "you're not real, you're just a clone" looks again, and personally it really lowers my self esteem...

Leia: Aaaawww! Boba, that's so sweet! :D

IMPERIAL GUARDS ARE RED, SKYWALKERS OLD LIGHTSABER WAS BLUE,
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL BLAST A HOLE IN YOU !

He had flowers, he had love poems, he had a reservation at a fancy resturant, now if only Boba had someone to go out with...

All of a sudden, Boba realized the impact this date could have on his bachelor ifestyle.

Thats right...trust me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Marry me or I will disintegrate you...

Does this seem right to you???? LIVE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE!!!!

*Sintas walks up behind boba as he asks leia out* BOBA WHAT THE ****!
Boba thinking"OH CRAP"
boba:hey hunny, I uh..
Leia: YOUR MARRIED AND UR HITTING ON ME??
Boba: Well I *SMACK*

*walks up to leia* hi leia, um will u go out with me?
leia: well, i would but.. hey i though u got eaten!

Ad campaign: SMILE! APPARENTLY, BOBA LOVES YOU! (well, at least until he finds his blaster rifle...)

After reading aloud a random poetry book he found lying on the ground, all girl fans attacked and Boba had nothing to defend himself with but a flower.

In a sick turn of events, Boba mistakenly mixed up his girlfriend's address and was shocked to see Jabba the Hutt standing in the doorway.

Fett: You look lovely Leia... NO, NO, NO! Uhhh, let's see, I saw this flower on top of the last bounty I killed and decided to give it to you... oh boy! here she comes!!!
Leia: Boba?! What are you doing here?
Fett: Me think u hot in little bikini!
Leia: UGH! BOBA FETT, WE R THROUGH!!!
Fett: NOBODY SAYS NO TO BOBA!!! (Draws blaster...)

Few know of Boba's little brother, Bobby, whose favorite hobby was to dress up like his big brother and ruin his "macho" reputation.

Boba Fett, returning his "book" to the library... the librarian unaware that it was really a bomb. Soooo, he bought flowers to say sorry later.

All this love and affection...*wakes up in a sweat* aaahhh! fhew! It was just a dream! (sees book in his hand) NOOOOOO!!!

OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD!!!!! Leia looks soooo HOT!! *dark spot appears* AAAHHHH! This Can't be happening to me!

(Fett talking with Leia) Wha...wha...WHAT?! There's a HAN too? Oh come on!!! You have no idea how many florists I had to kill for those flowers!

" Ummmmm.....hi! heh heh heh, errr....hows it going? heh heh * SLAM!! * " ohhh, Damn! "

" I love you leia... i just wanted to give you this flower and this poem from me. SLAM!! "

Um...lets see... roses are red, violets are blue, I promise I won't kill you...hey...where are you running to?

Um.

"Wanna Be my Bounty?"

Please don't force choke me Vadie Poo, I picked this for you.<3

Boba couldn't help but feel faintly silly.

Boba smiled under his helmet as she let him in.
It appeared that his little dumpster dive behind the florists and the used book store had payed off.
Now to find a place to hide and wait for her husband.

Well, when Boba met Leia, it was love at first sight! Unfortunately, the Ewoks just had to tell him that flowers would win her heart...

I Love My Diary

*Han Solo gets a suprise after being unfrozen*
Boba:Er....hello Han
Han:Boba Fett!!?
Boba:Yeah, I wanted to apologize for trying to kill you, and I wanted to tell you why I realy chased you across the galaxy..
Han:....What?
Boba: I was being paid by the Empire but, that wasnt the only reason
Han:What are you ta-
Boba: I...I love you
Leia:Whats going on, whos at th-
Boba:What?!I've been chasing you for so long and...and you choose her over me? How could you?
Han: Listen, Boba, I never realy liked you, you were trying to kill me, and..
Boba:Your'e the only reason im alive! You inspired me to climb out of that sarlacc!*boba starts to cry, and runs away*
Leia:What was that about?
Han:How should I know?

"Let's see...'You're worth a lot to me.' No...that won't work...'You're no good to me dead.' No...'Aaaaaahhhhh!' No...I tried that on the last one..."

"No force in the galaxy will ever make me tell you what i had to do for that bounty..."

Now that the clone masters are gone I have to do this the hard way.

i'm going out on a date, of course!
why do you think i've got the flower and love poem book!?

Boba was fairly suprised when he picked up the flower and it didn't immediately wilt like most flowers did while in his grasp. So moved was he, that he fell in love with the flower and read it poetry constantly.

Boba Fett: clone, mercenary, master of seduction.

Geez, Han unfroze, the Empire was beaten by Ewoks, and suddenly I'm falling for Leia?!?! Man oh Man...Just gotta...press the door...bell. Oh my god, I pushed it, I'm so terrified. Don't know what to say!!! Oh dear! She's answered it! .............. *blackout*

Boba Fett needed YEARS of experience to be to best Bounty Hunter in the galaxy.

Who knew he'd try seduction?

Happy Birthday! My little Bat only for you, I do this!

"Um, I hope you like flowers, I had to fight a Acklay or two to get to them."

"Did someone drop these?"
*fan girls all collectively sigh in disappointment*

Slave I computer: That just ain't gonna cut it mister! I saw you with that tramp Slave II over Nar Shaddaa!

Boba Fett: But baby! That was a one time thing, you know I'll always love you...

Slave I computer: You left me in "IN IMPOUND TO RUST!"

Waiting for his true love to come to the door, Boba wet himself and found a new use for his book.

Online dating never work especially if you are Boba Fett.

Yeah, hi. One Singing Boba-gram to a Ms. Leia Organa from a Mr. Han Solo:
*ahem* 'Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When you wear that slave outfit
I really want you.'
That'll be 20 bucks, please!

[EU Spoiler Alert]
(Shortly after Sintas is released from carbonite) So honey. I know things haven't been the best. But I think we can work things out. I've changed, you've got to believe me.

A desperate attempt by Boba Fett to capture Han Solo...

Few knew of bobas older brother, "Casanova Fett".

Take this flower or the book, if none then I will karate chop you face and I'll break up with you.

Boba Fett was rather distubed as he found a flower and love poem book on the ramp of Slave I. What was more disturbing was the fact that it was from Slave II...

Boba: Uhh...Hey Rystall...how's it goin?
Rystall: *slap!*

Boba: Jabba for the last time I am NOT going to ask Rystall out for dinner for 500,000 credits. I want more than that.
Jabba:You will got out with her.
Boba:No.
Jabba:Yes.
Boba:No.
Jabba:YES.
Boba: NOO!!!
Jabba: NOOOOO!!!
Boba: YESSS...SHOOT!!!
Jabba: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boba(grumbles and walks away): I'm going to get you back...soon...

Life ended when the Jedi got mad at Boba and chopped him in two... then made him hold a flower and a book.

Boba:Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish my armor was blue, cause I really want you
Vader: Dude, get away from me now
Boba: What? I was practicing, was it good?
Vader: I guess so, who it for?
Boba: Princess Leia
Vader: No, thats my daughter you cant have her!!
Boba: oo*runs*

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow

This book told me that the deepest expression of love is self-sacrifice and considering that Fett's going to kill me once he realizes I swiped his armor, I'd say this suffices.

Boba: Hey uh.. mary I was kinda wandering if you'd do me the honor of.. No No, Hi mary would you like to go to a movie? no no thats no good either. Sup mary its Boba the Fett the best bounty hunter in the galaxy babe how'd you like to go to dinner?, Okay yeah thats the one, alright (nervous sigh) now lets do this.

Desperate for money due to a slump in bounties, Boba Fett once had a small stint as a Gigolo.

Worst...Job...Ever...