Caption Contest #31

Dude. You think im ugly, you should look in a mirror buddy.

"That was my lunch in the fridge and you KNOW IT!!"

You let him pull that Jedi mind trick s**t on you, again?

Hey! You guys are the ones with weak armor.. Heh!heh! Look at mines it's dented all over.. I suggest you replace your blacksmith..

"Do you know who am i" "Sir you are Boba Fett, the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy" "How can you know that ?" "Sir, I browse about you" "oh really ?" *taking his trusty blaster and firing at the stormtrooper's head.* "he knows to much, but hey another headshot"

My Dad Made a better Storm trooper than you'll ever be. Literally

So he says, "No disintegrations!" And I'm thinking, "Does he know who the hell he's talking to?"

I thought I told you that Slave I's bathroom was off limits for doing number 2!!!!

Tell me the truth! Do you think Disney can honestly pull this off?

I don't care how good it would look as a coffee table! Solo in carbonite is gonna hang on the wall.

It was you wasn't it? You left the carbon freezer door open on my ship AGAIN, didn't you?

I'm not in it for the screen time. I do it to for the thrill of catching rebel scum like Han.

Silent, but violent!

"Pull my finger." "...I don't think so sir." "C'mon do it" *snickering under helmet*

Listen here mate, you may have trouble in your armour but not giving me the location to the nearest toilet will result in your death!!

Does this smell like Bantha to you?

Hey Mouseface!

"Pull my finger..."

Lord Vader is coming, pull my finger!

Say no disintegration's again! I dare you, I double dare you motherf*****r, say what one more Goddamn time!

The helmets don't change anything. It's "whoever smelt it, dealt it." Got it? Good.

Don't tell me what to do Stormy.....you do as I say.....

The best part of you was removed by the Kaminoans during the cloning process. Scab.

Don't you dare tell anyone that I've only captured the stunt doubles.

No disintegrations set lasers to stun

are we brothers? because you look like me

Dad said, "Be home by 10, I don't intend to make him angry."

I will disintegrate who I want to disintegrate!

And don't ever mention the Holiday Special again!

I am going to ask you one more time, "WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE CHOCOLATE?"

Stop fooling around with those jedi mind tricks. There turning your mind into Bantha Fodder. Next thing you know, you'll be all scruffy looking, and herding nerf.

You see this? Miss again and I'll show this finger has more skill than your whole miserable existence. I'll even do it for free.

Watch your back, punk. Just because you get more screentime than me doesn't make you any more special than me!

So then I totally told him "I'll disintegrate whoever the hell I want!"

I'll vaporize what I want, when I want!

Can I pick your nose? Wait, you don't have a nose!

Only other time I've seen this much dust was when I was clawing my way outta the Sarlacc!

Your shooting sucks more than the prequel trilogy.

You're no good to me dead.

Let's get one thing straight. I have the cape, so I make the whooshing noises.

"You know how if you make a copy of a copy, and then a copy of that copy, etc. you wind up with something awful and not at all like the orginal? That would be you."

You go tell those nerf herders at Disney that if they don't find a way to put me in Star Wars Rebels, I'm taking my helmet and going home.

No blind scruffy nerf herder will ever be able to take the Fett down!

Ori'buyce, kih'kovid. [All helmet, no head.]

I'm not telling you again. Rainbow Dash is the blue Pegasus with the Rainbow on her side. Get it right.

They're no good to me if you can't find them.

When lord Vader told Fett "no disintegrations," he failed to mention anything about disobedient Stormtroopers.

Ever see a blue flame from a jet pack? Pull my finger.

Don't tell me "we don't need their scum"! I've seen battle droids shoot more accurately than you!

I told you, never bother me when I am practicing my Sarlacc gurgle pose.

How many times have I told you, aim before you shoot!!!

At least I know how to shoot and hit my target.

If you wanna HIT Skywalker, you have to aim the blaster and then pull the trigger, like this.

Come on, just pull my finger!

I'm not letting you borrow any more money until you pay me back for the $7 I loaned you last week.

I am not your father.

If you keep it up they will never find you remember what Vader said about no disintegrations

And then he's all like, "Hoo-pah, nooo disintegrations. Hoo-pah." How do you put up with that guy?

Ssshhhh! Not one word. There's a fly stuck in one of your air vents. He's no good to me dead.

Say 'sarlacc' again. Say 'sarlacc' again, I dare you, I double dare you say sarlacc one more damn time!

For clones sake, I'm not gonna tell you again, Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.

Pull my finger...

For the last time, kid: I'm not your father!

Have we met? You seem like a long lost brother...

Don't you ever question my authority in front of the troops, you piece of Hutt crap!