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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Silly chuck norris...
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T was to play the Terminator, but it would have turned into a documentary.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
we know, you, or someone else, told us.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Its a good think Arnold whatever got the part instead then
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.†In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
....how long did it take you to type this???????????0.o??????
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
I wish I was that good at math....
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
HA!!! MR.T IS INFERIOR!!!!! If Chuck Norris was cloned the galaxy would reset. because it can only take one beard at a time!
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210 Monday, August 27, 2007 4:06 pm (edited by draco fett Monday, August 27, 2007 4:12 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T had to pity the omniverse so tat it would not implode. As you implied, Chuck can't do that. Chuck is inferior.
If Mr. T wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
Mr. T doesn't screw in lightbulbs. He holds it in place while the room spins around in fear.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T lost his virginity before his father.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Fett_II wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
That ones already been said
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
If you are reading this post, then Chuck Norris has not killed you yet. Be thankful.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Ok.......
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
If you show Mr. T a ship full of fools, he will show you a torpedo full of pity.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
217 Monday, August 27, 2007 6:41 pm (edited by Mandal_ShadowWarrior Monday, August 27, 2007 6:42 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Show Chuck Norris a ship full of fools and he'll show you a Ship load of whoop ***
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: Mr. T was the murderer, it was in the U.S. hanger, and the weapon was a hamster.
Every Christmas, Mr. T dresses up in red, climbs down chimneys, and steals children to work in his gold mines.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach Mr. T to fish and he will rid the ocean of all perceivable life forms.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Teach Chuck Norris how to fish, and he'll bring you back all the birds of the sky
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Teach Mr. T to fish, and he'll bring back every sunken ship, E. T., an old Soviet tank, Chuck Norris, 98 Japanese scientists, and Jupiter.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Teach Chuck Norris science, and he'll stop cancer (while simultaneously spreading it), scientifically implode the universe, and prove other life-forms from other planets can get their asses whooped by him.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Give Mr. T a butterfly, and you and everyone you have ever met will be dead before nightfall (when this happens, the victims usually have odd, winged patterns in their forehead).
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Give Chuck Norris a butter fly and he'll make a new Galaxy out of it.....then kick every ones *** in it....with the same butter fly that he used to make the galaxy
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Give Mr. T half a butter fly and he'll make a new universe out of it... then break every ones' spine in it... with the same half a butter fly that he used to make the galaxy
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
give Chuck Norris a butterfly and he'll butter his toast with it, just because he told it to.
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