Topic: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V

In a moment of insanity I started writing this, see what you think and if you like it I can write some more:

Vader: Join me, it is the only way.

Luke: No, I'll never join you.

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.

Luke: He told me enough...

Luke: ...he told me you killed him.

Vader: No, Luke. I am your father.

Luke: Noooooooooooooooooo

Vader: Yeah, yeah. Well I asked your mother if she was taking birth control and she said she was.
[Pause] Never trust a woman who changes her outfit at least fifteen times a day.

Luke: My mother slept with a cyborg? Gross

Vader: Hey, I was a fine looking man back then. I just found out how to better accessorize.

Luke: Lalala, I'm not listening. I so don't need to know about your personal life.

Vader: Join the Darkside and I'll never speak of it again.

Luke: Temping but you really should have put that offer forward before you cut off my hand.

Vader: Right hands are over rated. I know where we can get you the best right hand ever. She’s got red hair and is very feisty. Palpatine is done with her for now.

Luke: Palpatine? You’re offering me his sloppy seconds? I don’t think so.

Vader: I thought you’d appreciate her over his Love Slave Gungun.

Luke: Ew, you’re certainly not convincing me that this Darkside gig is worth doing.

Vader: Well excuse me, at least I’m not the one in love with my sister.

Luke: Sister? I don’t even have a sister you geriatric fool.

Vader: Old bun-head. She’s your sister. When we tortured her we tested her DNA while we were at it. Some things actually worked on the Death Star before you destroyed it.

Luke: So that’s why you cut of my hand, for revenge?

Vader: I decline to answer that.

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Re: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V

Lol i like it smile.

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This is hilarious! lol

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Pure genius.

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insanity indeed, i salute you!

Re: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V

Hey perhaps you could do some for Boba Fett.

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Re: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V

A moment of insanity? More like a moment of genious?

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Gustavo_Perez wrote:

Hey perhaps you could do some for Boba Fett.

That would be funny considering the quality of this one.  Perhaps a Vader and Boba scene like in Episode V?

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I'll see what I can do. wink

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Re: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V

truly brilliant maybe this should be a comic.

Re: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V

It should.  It is truly hilarious!

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dude, u should totally keep writing, this is really funny smile

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

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That's some of the most funniest stuff i've seen in a long while!

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Im so glad I got to read that! SUPER FUNNY!

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Great! Can you make more? smile

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