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Emperor: (using force lightning to shock luke) die jedi
Luke: owwww! quit shocking me!
Emperor: shut up and take it like a man
Luke: i'll join the darkside if u quit shocking me
Emperor: Yay, a new apprentice
Vader: hey, i thought i was your apprentice
Emperor: shut up, he's better than u, and he's my new apprentice
Luke: phsyce, (using his saber to slice the emperor in half)
Vader: now we can rule the galaxy as father and son
Luke: no way!
Vader: i thought this would be a good bonding time, just u and me, ruling the galaxy
Luke: well, o.k
Vader: cool, let's go out for smoothies
Luke: o.k
Vader: mmmmm, smoothie
Luke: i'm sorry i sliced off your hand, i'll buy u a new robot arm
Vader: gee, thanks, it's about time i got a new robot arm
Luke: so when do we start ruling the galaxy
Vader: right now, starting with this smoothie shop
Luke: what?
Vader: alright everybody freeze, i'm robbing this place, gimme a strawberry smoothie, and a kiwi smoothie for my son
Luke: cool, free smoothie
Bartender: or what?!
Vader: or this,( using his saber to slice the bartender in half)
Luke: anybody else want to get sliced?!
Vader: let's get outta here son!
Luke:Now let's destroy the rebel base (so they dropped the imperial atomic bomb on the rebel base on endor)
Vader: wow, that was easy
Luke: yup
Vader: we are finally ruling the galaxy as father and son, u are fulfilling your destiny
Luke: yes, i guess i am
Vader: yup
Luke: so what do we do now?
Vader: i don't know, i guess this is where the story ends
Luke: yup
The End
Topic: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader
Note: this topic was started 19 years ago.
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Sorted by oldest to newestTopic #1390
That was... interesting.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .
If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .I'm Old Gregggggggg!
truely odd...
mmmm, darkside smoothie.
The Yautja wrote:
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .
why don't ya?
The Chosen One wrote:
The Yautja wrote:I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .
why don't ya?
I really don't know what to say. It's an interesting concept though.
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
smoothie was the only funny part.
Pretty cheesy if you ask me.
P.S. The rebel base is in Yavin. Not Endor.
So very corny
Fear my spears and rocks! :)Fett_II wrote:
smoothie was the only funny part.
that is true
Ewok, you can use the edit botton to add something to a previous post. That way, you do not need to post twice in a row.
take it easy baby take it as it comesEwok Assassin N8 wrote:
So very corny
that's what makes it funny N8
