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destroying the entire Sudan, and Boba merely replied "oops, my bad."
Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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He expected there to be some reaction, but since the Sudan didn't look a whole lot different after a nuclear detonation, he decided to visit his age old nemisis ____ ...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
Goldy Locks
who was anxiously awaiting Fett's arrival to make use of the five-fingered palm exploding heart technique.
"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."[url]http://mercs.firespray.net/forum/index.php?topic=39267.0[/url]
Dun dUDN DUN
So he broke all of her fingers and toes.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
then contradicted his very race by igniting a lightsaber, so then...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!how's that a contradiction to the mandalorian race? boba has sported a lightsaber before to combat vader.
Fett_II wrote:
how's that a contradiction to the mandalorian race? boba has sported a lightsaber before to combat vader.
response: really? i didn't know that.
post: so then boba passed the lightsaber to a selkath jedi to which a mysterious narrator said" omg a selkath jedi! i'm going insane, stop me before i invent something like a trandoshan sith lord!"
And the finger and toeless girl on the floor screamed, "KILL MEEEEEE!!!!"
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."And clint eastwood killed them
simply by saying " do you feel lucky? well do you punk?" so then...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
Boba pushed Clint off of a mountain that had suddenly sprouted during the narration.
"This is my face."-Boba Fett
Because Ice Climbers had gotten the Final Smash Ball before everyone else did.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."Then Boom
goes the dynamite.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."Melting the ice climbers' faces.
"This is my face."-Boba Fett
There remains turned into cheesepuffs!
And there was much rejoicing.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."Except for Clint Eastwood.
"This is my face."-Boba Fett
and Ice Climbers.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."But much rejoicing from the pweanut gallery until...
"This is my face."-Boba Fett
a teleporting wampa appeared wearing a tutu and...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
and so Boba observed that teleporting wampas in tutus were interesting and searched the galaxy for like minded individuals who also found this to be relevant in these dark times.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."until he was killed by one! Dunh Dunh DUNH!!! so then...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!But Boba used his fairy in a bottle and got back up like a boss
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."but the fairy turned rouge and yelled " FREEDOM!!" as it killed boba.
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!so then he
died
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!THEN CHEESE PUFFs MARCHED ON ROME!
so boba ate them all and said
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
"For great Cheesiness!"
Then proceeded to...
pwn some noobs on black ops
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!and MW2
and then Nappa pops in and says " BOBA! what does the comlink say about your awesome level?!"
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!Boba replied, "I saved 15% by switching to GEICO"
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."and then the flo kills him for using geico instead of progressive
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!Jodo Kast then quickly puts Boba's armor on and snaps Flo's neck when she turned around to try and sell more insurance with her slapstick-comedy commercials
boba suddenly realises his best armours missing annd grabs his ee3 blaster to confront jodo kast.
crocodiles cry when they eat they're preythen kills him for being a no-good copy cat, and then saying...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!thats what you get for stealing from the b man
crocodiles cry when they eat they're preythen Kapowie!
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!afterwards he headed back to his quarters to be confronted by....................
crocodiles cry when they eat they're preyGeorge Lucas
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!kaboom he set off a thermal detonator and quickly sneaked off to slave 1
crocodiles cry when they eat they're preyonly to realize that he grabbed the " because i'm holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!" toy prop thermal detonator instead of the real one right next to it on his belt...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!BUT george lucas thought it was real and hid behind a chair so boba fett ran to slave 1 and flew off to tattooine hoping to find a bounty hunter job that pays well
crocodiles cry when they eat they're preybut realizing he already has an obscene amount of credits, he said forget this went to spend some quality time with....
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!his mum
crocodiles cry when they eat they're preywho kept on...
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