Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

As the Bees swarmed Boba ate his backup cheese puff stash

and shot every bee but then zombie bee bodies made a...

Peanut butter and honey sandwich for Boba and collectively said, "We iz sawees."

Then He wen home

But it was forclosed so he went to a bar were he met...

a Priest and a Rabbi

Then Boba got saved and when to find his ship

Which was towed away so he went to his cubicle in his suit when suddenly...

Ailyn Vel kicked the door open, "YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!"

Then Boba shot 'em in the face. Then he went to the impound place and got his ship back and went back to kamino

There he caught a really big fish and got the idea for the First Annual Kamino Fish Fry!

So he grilled it and the judges gave him 2nd place so he...

Proceeded to kill them because he was mad.

Out of anger Boba quit being a bounty hunter and opened a small Cheese Puffs and Jerky franchise, he was living the dream until...

he found something itchy on the side of his head. He scratched it a bit too hard and so it...

Turned out to be a scab he flicked it to his assistants office and went back to thinking of new cheese puff bag ideas but then...

there was the jerky also. Jerky. Jerk. Why not put a picture of a jerk with a wide smile on the bag? The type of guys you know you shouldn't trust, you know the smile is fake and the stuff is bad inside, but you keep going for more? He started to think it was...

Han Solo, of course!!!

He drew the jerky idea and sent it to the manufacturer, hey sat down took a bite of his snickers bar he got a good idea for his cheese puff idea then he got a e-mail saying...

"Dude, you can't draw. WTF is this?"

((watch your mouth :p))

So Boba put a bounty cheap_jerkyandcheesepuff_ceo@yahoo.com

to which the CEO ( having seen the bounty ) said " oh **** " , cuz he was standing next to a tavern ( cuz everyone knows thats where bounty hunters/adventurers hang out) so then...

He got his order to go and ran to Boba as fast as he could...

(No explosions or un-expected dying, im proud)

but they forgot his fries so then came the epic dilemma!

Cause the waiter didnt believe him and told him he must buy a new bach of fries but...

   (100th Page!)

Boba said from behind, "Let me get that for you..."

((lets get another 200))

And then a guy died his sofa bed

The man from behind was none other than...

   (Let's keep it goin Karson! We can do it.)

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you dooooowwwwn!  Never gonna ruuuun arooooound and desert yooooou!"

noooooooooooooooo not that has-been Rick As...

(fairyblood you just betrayed your generation. LOL)
(and you're MEAN, you put that damn song in my mind now, LOL)

((Yeah!))

Then another dude was killed his sofa's bed but this time it was by Jango Fett

Because we all know the worst side effect of Necromancy is that you want to kill inanimate objects as well as enjoying delicious brains...

((Terra, I was never much of a team player in my generation.  :P ))

What?

and then Jango Fett just went whack-o because of an old kitch 80s song scarily brought back to life...

(the following paragraph is not part of the game)
me neither but I still always hated Rick Astley or anything that kept playing over and over til we all get sick of it, lol. I even hate some GnR/Metallica songs because they played too much, lol. Must admit I have my own shameful spots though (Vanilla Ice anyone?)

The scene cut to Boba... crying... alone... in the dark... When sudenly...

((Vanilla Ice Ice baby...))

(Oh god now its stuck in my head like a poisinous mushroom... DEADLY!)

A cheese Puff discovered the dark side!

It was then quiclky elected Overlord of the Sith

  ((Every one Hide!))

then

Boba Fett blew his nose and got up to kill the stupid Sith/Jedi whatever.

But the cheesepuff won and sent Boba to an alternet universe were this post and this websit never existed...

   ((What a Twist!))

Then we all woke up from the dream and the story reset.

Then Boba Fett's cat Luna said, "Usagi! You're gonna be late for school!"

and then the cheese puffs started raining from all directions at once, while...

Obi-Wan was in the drive through at McDonalds

Boba Fett read all of this posts and declared we all need mental help but...

Obi-Wans order was wrong

and it was the same guy from the same guy from the bar

(You know the guy that refused to get the CEOs fries)

So obi-wan killed him

and got his correct order

which was a snicker!!