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oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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He did something awesome
which involved a unicycle, a rhinoceros, and a pink umbrella.
now that that was out of the way, he said " where the frak are my pants, and more importantly, the cheese puffs?!!?"
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!I...um..errrr
So Boba set of on his journy of the land of 'Iumerrrr,' the fabled lost city of the ancients.
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Then
upon arriving on iummerr, he...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
opened his favorite bag of mold flavored cheese puffs
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]
and then watched each little piece of moldy cheese puff come to life and...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)showed him to the pants he's been missing for like 3 pages :|
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]but he was still missing the cheese puffs, as he was thinking about this...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!but not hes special cheese buffs :P
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]Karson Fett wrote:
Then
So Boba therefore contemplated the punishment ppl should recieve who post one-word posts that don't advance the story in the least.....
He concluded that...
He didn't like knock off brand cheese puffs
so he realized the only option was to...
(I can't believe this is still going haha)
buy from the local KMart.
BFFC-Draco wrote:
so he realized the only option was to...
(I can't believe this is still going haha)
(It shall NEVER DIE! BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!)
But unfortunately his local Kmart had been over-run by annoying-customer-eating giant racoons.
Of course, Boba's only option to this scene was to...
Make some good ol' fashion jerky
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]Which He found at the local Piggly Wiggly along with come real Golden Flake Cheese Puffs and his quest was complete for the moment untill he when to check out...
babes
What?
Baby ruths proved to be more nourishing than the cheese puffs, so
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."he used the funk to materialize some cheese puffs, thereby ending this subplot that has been going for something like 3 pages, until...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!"You are so cute when you're mad!" a voice spoke from behind...
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."So he turned around and saw that the girlish voice came from none other then Vin Disel.
(Man, I did not see that one coming)
after blasting vin diesel's brains out, boba decided to blow up the Piggly Wiggly and search for his pants/cheesepuffs/whatever he's missing elsewhere.
He met The Rock, who bought him some silly puddy and a pack of Mike's Hard Lemonaid.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."and then Fantastic Four's The Thing joined the party, and then he...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)died
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!as he tripped into a
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)nest of Rock biters because clearly the spike in frequent cameos means Boba has stumbled into Fantasia; Boba wishes for...
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."His pants that magically get on him cause of
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]The Orin that was given to him by...
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
anakin solo
Hi :)who turned out to be a transformer so Boba...
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]asked for some ID
the transformer pulled out his cybertron citizen card which read "Jazz." so boba
asked "didn't you get broke in half in that movie?"
to which Jazz replied, "I'm sorry I couldn't hear that over the sound of you Screaming. Like. A. Bitch."
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."Boba backed off, jazz turned into a cybertronian flying car and toke Boba to Cybertron.
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]Jazz dropped Boba out of the sky and boba crashed into a building :P
Hi :)But because he had his jet back missile, Boba recovered and shot jazz out of the sky
Jazz then got ripped apart by a Klingon and Boba went to Seven Eleven to get beef jerky and cheese puffs but...
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]upon eating too many stanging cheese puffs, Boba had a cardiac arrest and had to be rushed to the space hospital
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."he past by a torn in half jazz (sorry I just had to) and was treated by Dr.Dorian from Scrubs, who told him about another problem Colon Cancer so Boba...
[color=green]Denmark! Your it![/color]Made Dr. Cox cry
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."By switching (excuses me for this) asses with Dr.Cox and Jazz
(Half and Half)
Then Boba checked out of the hospital because docters are for sissys
And then all of a sudden, "BEEEEEEEES!"
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