Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Even though he was the one who wrote and directed it....

And stared in it, at least untill it was discovered he couldnt act.

Dun dun duuunnn!

So they attempted to redeem it fifteen years later in I Was A Teenage Bounty Hunter Redux, this time the cast being entirely digitally replaced by Ewoks.

which was a big hit on Corellia, but nowhere else, because

Corellia is full of ewoks.

and ewoks suck.

And then the ewoks all suddenly died...

Nobody seemed to care, because luckily at the same time, Jar Jar died as well.

Or so everyone thought until they found it was Jar Jar's bodyguard who died

Then jar-jar tried to steal Boba's helmet...

(bye-bye jar-jar)

And succeeded.

Boba tried to kill him but Qui-Gon came and saved him.

Unfortunately

then the cheese puffs invaded

...again... and everybody was bored with them.  So Boba shot Jar Jar and Qui-Gon in their faces, took his helmet back, and went to find someplace more interesting

He found himself in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

And he also found Jango, alive.

Though a zombie technicaly isint 'alive'

Unless you are a zombie, which soon became the case for Boba...

BOOOM!
Satern exploded

but since zombie Boba and zombie jango were nowhere near Saturn (correct spelling, BTW) no one really cared.

However, Boba's pet moose lived in a space capsule nearby...

went further because he didn't want to smell the horrifying smell of zombies

and then zombie boba was teleported into the moose's capsule, and the moose ate him.

Unfortunately for the moose Chuck Norris was hungry

,and ate the moose, along with it's capsule.

...and then Chuck swallowed the rest of the plane of reality that this story thread resides in. Because he's Chuck Norris, he was able to remake it. In his own image, of course.

And Boba descended from the moose's stomach, reborn.

Unfortunately he was trampled by a rancor named Mr. Wiggles

Unfortunately for him, for Mr. Wiggles then attemped to trample Chuck Norris

Who allowed himself to get eaten so he could take it out from the inside. Within the stomach, he found

A Chucksaber, which is about a gazillion times better than a lightsaber.

And with a blink of his eye he cleanly and harmlessly removed himself from Mr.Wiggles, whom he cared for deeply.

Chuck and Mr. Wiggles formed a very close friendship and decided to take over the Galaxy.

It took three seconds.

then Chuck was bored...

so he brought Appo back from the dead.....ta-da!

Then Seco Fett made his contribution to this thread...

Which, considering that the thread had basically degraded into a random pile of posts that for the most part made no sense, made no sense in its self....

There the universe imploded for the umpteenth time.

So Stefan the one handed Irish looking Portuguese janitor had to get his air compressor for the umpteenth time.

but realized he'd left the keys to the janitors closet where it was stored in his other pants...

which were stolen by.....

Zombie Jesus.

Who teamed up with Chuck Norris so they could get Stefan's air compressor for themselves.

But they failed. For no could cross Stefan the one handed Irish looking Portuguese janitor

But even Stefan lost interest when trying to read this thread from the beginning to now. So he called in the help of

Mecha-Streisand

mortal enemy of Robo Celine Dione!