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But Darth Vader said "No disintegrations" so he disintegrated the disentegrators who desintegrated the questioners.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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which was complicated, so everybody took a nap...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
And Boba disintegrated them while they napped.
Even though everybody includes Boba.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
Even the people making these posts. That of course, meant
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
We need a loophole.
take it easy baby take it as it comesWhich already happened because we are still typing messages. Of course, if Boba is disintigrated, why is there still a BFFC? The question was answered by Zombie Jesus, who said
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
"Don't get all up in my grill, bizitch."
take it easy baby take it as it comes
and then turned some water into wine and had a drink with an old friend named
Carry on my wayward son!Scruffy. Dun dun DUUUN!
take it easy baby take it as it comesAfter drinking the wine, Scruffy, the EPIC Janitor, became Scruffy, the Superbly EPIC Janitor.
and started to clean the floor while zombie Jesus
Carry on my wayward son!
Was zombiefied
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and then everybody realized that Zombie Jesus was now normal Jesus, because two negatives make a posotive.
Carry on my wayward son!So this new Jesus and jumpy mcgee were burned at the stake for their witchcraft thoughts.
But Jesus was fireproof
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however, jumpy mcgee wasn't.
Carry on my wayward son!So we laughed, and laughed. And laughed.
take it easy baby take it as it comes...he also made good kindling for the marshmallow and hot-dog roast...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
Soooooooooo...
Stuff happend, very strange things warranting a black censor bar
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dun dun duuuuun
So Draco slowly moved the bar a couple feet to the right.
take it easy baby take it as it comesAnd exposed a picture of Fett_II in his underwear singing the Russian national anthem while riding on a unicycle.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."all exposed to this heresy went insane and blind from the suffering it brought
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Unless their last name was Guacualanghai, because that last name is EPICly stupid.
Unfortunately, nobody's last name was Guacualanghai.
...Except for Green Guacualanghai, who sued Appo for defamation of his ancient and glorious name...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
He lost his case however when the jury ruled that his name actually IS EPICly stupid...
Ven'gana mhi yaim'ol // We will have our homecomingAnd so his feeling were hurt. We all took it out on RD because.....
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He was also in his underwhere singing the Russian national anthem while riding a unicycle.
take it easy baby take it as it comesBecause hes a commie
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And AA was killed by Vladimir Putin for suggesting that commies were bad, even though they ARE, and he also killed Fett_II and Ralin for singing the Russian national anthem in an insulting manner. Zombie Jesus and Appo ressurected them, and we all went to find Putin and destroy him.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."But AA got there first and told him he was simply implying communism was unamerican.
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however, before Fett_II could be killed, he was miraculously teleported to the moon, with some weird ability to be able to breathe, live, and function. the same cannot be said for RD, however.
Because RD was currently playing poker with with zombie Jesus
Carry on my wayward son!And zombie Jesus seemed to always win, as if He could see RD's cards...
take it easy baby take it as it comesBut RD just sucked, and was telling Zombie Jesus what he had. Thus being a disgrace to the game, the God of Poker smited him to death
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while singing the Russian national anthem in his underwear and riding a unicycle.
None of the other gods seemed to notice though, because he was always kind of random like that
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But the gods took offense to AA's use of the word smite, so they tortured him by forcing him to watch Korean soap operas.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."But AA liked the soap operas.
take it easy baby take it as it comesBecause he's really Korean.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."And so Commander Appo was forced to watch General Hospital for 3 weeks straight, because I said so.
And his eyes were burned out from the stupidity, but were regrown after the 3 weeks of watching GH.
Fett_II, meanwhile, had to watch Rachael Ray for 6 years in a row for causing someone to endure such torture.
And Draco watched this and laughed.
take it easy baby take it as it comesDun Dun Duunnn
Karson was smited for no apparent reason, but the god of messing with other gods reversed it.
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Dun dun duunnn
And he was smited for saying 'Dun dun duunnn' twice in a row, which is realy annoying. The god of spam was slowing gaining power over Karson, which caused Boba Fett to...
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Kill Karson if he said 'Dun dun duunnn' a third time.
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