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"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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But this became an obssession, leading to...
take it easy baby take it as it comes
The collapse of a very unstable hairdo, killing hundreds.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
But out of the ashes rose the hair monster, whose first words were...
"Some soldiers say that to reach maximum combat efficiency, they need to be in the zone. Sir; I live in the zone." - RC 1207 'Sev' to RC 1138 'Boss'
"give Me A Hug!"
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
This guy?
That's the one.
The hair monster was unfortunately misunderstood. People thought he said, "Give me a thug," so they...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
...offered it Fett_II...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."but the monster ran away in fright, so Fett_II hired...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Gardola the HUTT
Who failled, then was replaced by Pizza the Hut, who ate himself.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
No!!!
now Fett_II took Pizza's stretch limo, and :D
Smelled greasy peperoni
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
but also the tantalising scent of cooked cheese, the odor came from...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
A small chunk of himself that Pizza missed
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
So I split some with Boba.
At a romantic Italian restaurant. The duo began to have some feelings for each other so.....
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."...the shooting began as they both came back to their manly senses...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."But they exchanged a meanigful look that seemed to say...
take it easy baby take it as it comes"You suck."
And then it was revealed as truth, for they were secretly vacuum cleaners.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
So they began to suck.
take it easy baby take it as it comesUntil they blew a circuit and decided to...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
blow instead of suck...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Which caused all sorts of problems, so they called in a service tech named...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Jim, who was killed from the reversal. And since all that stuff sounded weird, I left the scene while Boba had to fend off zombies in London.
which cheese puffs where controlling
But the sentence made no sense because where was used, instead of were. So the zombies all died...again
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
Fett's zombie repelant was stuff of legend, but his real weapon of choice was...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Sock'em Boppers. After owning so many zombies, Fett concluded that they were indeed, more fun than a pillow fight.
And more deadly too
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
...so he instituted 'Zombie PWNING' as a national sport...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Shaun was the champion
(Cant find a pic of shaun of the dead..help plz?)
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But Jill Valentine was a close second.
But she preferred pingpong as did...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Ricky Lake
This scared everyone immensly so they decided to go and watch some Jerry Springer with...
If it bleeds, we can kill it.Zombie Jesus and Boba Fett
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
...who were singing a long Irish drinking song...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."While doing the Hokey Pokey backwards.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."But then things turned ugly when their extended family members began fighting over who slept with who's cousin...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Then they remembered that they all slept with everyone's cousins.
take it easy baby take it as it comesBecuase they were rednecks from Alabama, who often do that.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
And Lynyrd Skynyrd was insulted, so he
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
started singing sweet home alabama so loud that it created a portal which lead into an parrelel dimension
Carry on my wayward son!from which jumped a cyborg from the future determined to kill him and...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Elmo.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."It would be a difficult mission but he was...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
bored and had nothing better to do...
If you run, I can track you. If you hide, I will find you. If you fight, I will watch you fall......So Boba disintegrated them both. Questions as to how he arrived there will not be answered, as the previous questioners have now been disintegrated.
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