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"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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―Boba Fett
...Draco's rabbit from hell, who was taking over the world
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Draco jumped up, and began to pet his rabbit, which bit off his
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
cigar, which Draco presumed to smoke while looking bad ass. he then coughed his lungs out of his mouth.
And looked in disbelief at them. He then asked Boba for some whisky, who responded by
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
"Come here and get it ;)" Then it was revealed that it wasnt realy boba. And somehow they said the emote
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
So Draco called Dateline: to Catch a Predator.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Dum dum dummm
But the Predator was invisible and couldn't be caught, so they changed the show to Dateline: To Catch a Mando.
dum dum dummmmm
But the Mando was too much of a bad @$$ to be caught, so they switched to Dateline: To Catch Some Ratings.....Otherwise Known as 'turn off Dateline and switch to the Game'
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
And all of the fans of Dateline were devastated...
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
as they thought they'd get a free Micky Mouse doll because...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Oprah bought the show before all of this. The fans, however, were dissappointed when
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
Oprah ate them.
take it easy baby take it as it comesAnd she grew fat, so she went to Nicole Richie for some tips on weight loss....
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."who said "just cut your stomach open"
And then Datelines rating soared when they threatend to unleash zombies on America if they didn't get some viewers, which Boba fully supported.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
And Scruffy, the Janitor who is EPIC, got so upset that nobody cares about him anymore so he commits suicide, and Dateline fed him to their zombies.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."...who all then died of the poison Scruffy took, because he was so EPIC, he needed EPIC amounts of poison to do the job. After the coverage of the mass zombie deaths began to fade, Datelines ratings began to tank........again
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."But then everyone realized that Scruffy the Janitior Who is EPIC is too EPIC to be killed by poison, and that the fake death was part of his EPIC plan to EPICly...
take it easy baby take it as it comes...kill the zombies, who really ate the poisoned body of Oprah...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."and died. EPICly.
take it easy baby take it as it comesBut not as EPIC as Scruffy himself is, because nothing is more EPIC then Scruffy except Jose, the EPIC hitchhiker. Upset by the fact that someone was more EPIC then he was, Scruffy then EPICly...
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."Secretly impaled Jose the hitchhiker who is EPIC on the Mop of Scruffy the Janitor who is EPIC.
take it easy baby take it as it comesWhich inspired Vlad the Impaler to impale more people
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
Starting with Scruffy, who defended himself by
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
slashing his belly open and using his toxic guts as a weapon, but then he realized...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)Without his guts in place, he would die.
He promptly did so
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
but as he tried putting them back in, a part would keep slipping out. That was quite embarrassing for him and rather disturbing to look at. So he
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)Suddenly realised he was dead, since my last post actualy, and then Boba Fett got tired of not being a plot element and did something profound...like....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
Sing a song..
And shoot Barney.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."Who was really..
Michael Jackson
Ven'gana mhi yaim'ol // We will have our homecomingAnd The Whole World Was Happy
Boba Fett decided to play a larger roe than being mentioned every now and again, so he
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
became a bo=unty hunter and jioned the starwrs cast
where he was so sad that he didnt have enough lines or get to disintegrate anyone on screen so he....
Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder."Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."
shot the director
take it easy baby take it as it comesWhich was weird, because this had already happened. He decided he somehow went back in time when he
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
peed his pants on the set of Empire.
...but everybody really knew it was Harrison Ford who peed his pants at the sight of Boba's awesomeness, which was when...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."something happend. But then Indiana Jones decided to differ, because Dr. Jones doesn't beg.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
Unless it's for ice cream, because ice cream is worth it. However Boba didn't have ice cream he had...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Frozen Yogurt, which cused Indy to
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."―Boba Fett
shudder at the thought of brain freeze, it rendered him speechless as...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
A prom queen who had just discovered she had eaten more than 500 calories.
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]And gained less then a pound.This Prom Queen was....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
also known as Padme Amidala. She was a fussy woman who always liked to...
BFFC ModeratorIt was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
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