Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

So, Then there was a huge lightning storm, which zapped RD's corpse back to life.

But Merciless came with an army of Space Marines, Spartans, and flying cheeto dispensers, and took over the universe again

and burned them.

Then Zombie Jesus smote someone. And Shaun of the Dead was tasked with his disposal. Rumors that Zombie Jesus was caused by rage infected chimps was soon dismissed as bollocks

And the Scientologists sued everyone who believed in zombie Jesus.

So Zombie Jesus killed Tom Cruise. Then he killed Oprah and AA was devastated :P

so AA attempted a series of rituals to bring Oprah back from the dead.

...but in stead of Oprah it was Zombie Tom Cruise who returned from the dead..........and he was even shorter then before

Because he lost his shins in the grave when he...

Was gnawed on by chattery teeth. And When RD saw him he bowed down to his object of worship :P

who then spat in his left eye, causing permanent blindness.

Even though we all thought that RD would go blind in another way that involved looking at Tom Cruise...

And Boba Fett wondered why he wasnt mentioned very frequently anymore

Even though he was mentioned one post back.

and for that, Boba wanted to be in the scene. So he took a walk, just to be in the scene

After the walk...........

He went scientologist hunting.

and like IG-88, killed scientists.............

And then Green had to learn to read more carefully.

And use google or something before he asks what a scientologist was. And then Yo Mama.....

got sooooooooooo fat, she.....

sells shade.

to Zombie Tom Cruise, who was killed by Boba as he continued his Scientologist hunt.

Then the whole world expoleds because of too many CHEESE PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!

Which didnt make much sense because cheese puffs are poofy, but then it was discovered that cheese puffs are orange, so that explained everything

And the poeple who found out where color blind.....and Patton came back and comanded the cheese puff army. But he was secertly eating the cheese puffs so they fired him...and

He wanted revenge; he had aproblem no one else could solve, so he hired... the A-Team.

Who decided to eat the cheese puffs to eradicate the problem. It then turned out that

Theres a biological limit to how many cheese puffs they could eat, so they all got sick and decided to...

Have their stomachs pumped. The machine was actually evil, which meant

...it got to their stomachs anally...

So B. A. Baracus pitied the anal probe machine...

And beat it face in!

Which then all the models afterwards decided to rebel, which led to

Free Anal Probing For Everyone!!!

So Micheal Jackson showed up.

And this all got way out of hand....So Boba dealt with him

The best way he knew how... and disintegrated Michael Jackson.....

But he made sure it was slow and painful. On the other side of wherever all this is happening

Tom Cuise cut his nose off and slingshotted it over wherever this is happening, and miraculously it stuck right on Michael Jackson's face where his nose used to be, seconds before he was disentegrated.

Which means the nose got disintigrated too.

This made Scruffy the janitor who is EPIC wondered why he wasn't mentioned since post #1747.

Boba looked in amazement of what happened, and in disbelief, he said

"EEEEEEOHAAAAAAA!"

The pseudo-Boba was, in fact, partying. Again.

And installed a whisky bottle in his helm et, so he could party any time. The A Team, meanwhile

Got demoted to the Z-Team. In protest, they....

Did nothing, because no one can demote the A-Team. You know why? Cause they're the A-Team.

Instead, they decided to turn evil, and their first target was

That one dude, from that place.

They used their most painful torture technique, which included Draco as a partner. Draco's role in it was to

make them jealous of his awesome manliness.