Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

four about a second, then they took him down

"ow! not the face! not my beautiful faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!" he yelled as they dragged him off

And threw him in the loony bin with a very odd ithorian...and Jar Jar

"Annie! meesa thought yousa join the empire! Ooooh whysa yousa in your undies?!" jar jar asked

"kill me now..." VM replied

And VM fainted of shock...................

but he was only pretending so jar jar would leave him alone...cuz VM's too much of a bad@$$ to actually faint...

...especially in sequin speedos...

But on closer observation, a dart full of rancor tranquilizer was in his neck, so he passed out

...drooling and dreaming about what a bad@$$ he was...

MG then decided to leave Bon Jovi and David Bryan alone for a few minutes in order to free vm...but kept jar jar locked in there

And AA took over the empire

and killed jar Jar who was locked on the dustbin..................

Meanwhile Scruffy.................

Poked green with a sharp stick and green died from it

And then Green died again. And again. And Again.

Then King AA locked Green up in an unescapeable prison with one million clones of Jar-Jar, and Oprah.

and just for kicks, King AA then put David Hasselhoffin the unescapeble prison with them

And then Chris Angel tried to walk on lava....and got fried

But Draco left the room, causing it and the lava to freeze over.

so everyone put ice cubes into the free lemonade they were given by Chuck Norris.

mmmmmmmm...lemonade...

and while V_M said " Mmmmmmmmm... lemonade... "

Scruffy bought a ridiculous looking car that was immediately turned EPIC when Scruffy looked at it.................

then he rammed it into random people... EPICly.

And most of those random people were Green.

who vanished before it could destroy his existence

Meanwhile, Scruffy went to Mcdonalds and celebrated with a cheeseburger, which was eaten EPICly............

Then because they had spiked his beef, he went on a homicidal rage and killed green

and Green didn't die because he has died once, and over and over and over and over again. You can only die once.

Green is already dead, so AA didn't kill him, he only punched right through his ghost body, killing AA in the morbid process.................

And AA decided that that was an absolutely horrible death, but it wasnt like he could do anything about it. So he went to haunt some houses and hopefully not get exrocised

Then AA and Green started fighting, but of course, neither of them got killed due to their awesome ghost type abilties.

Then Scruffy ate a fry and belched mildly...................

WHICH WAS POSSESSED BY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!


so scruffy was then EPICLY haunted

And Scruffy unfortunetly threw up due to AA's ghsotly awesomeness!

Then he actually suffered sickness, that was EPICly sick.....................

but since this is the NEVER ENDING Boba Fett story game, you can die as many times as you want and come back again. so AA and Green both died, AA was resurrected by Halo cultists, and green came back and was unfortunately rammed by Scruffy EPICly.

who threw up on Green, killing him instantly because his sick was so EPIC.

Meanwhile Scruffy looked mortified as a Tie Fighter killed his sick and he mourned for it without sadness............

cuz that makes sense?

I don't know. :/

No, Green, it doesn't.

And Boba Fett got mad that he hasn't been in the story for several pages.

So  we stopped talking about all this and Boba was happy, he then went and took over the deathstar with a ham sandwhich

So he invented a law that said he had to be in everyother post :P

so in this post, Scruffy was back at his mansion watching TV, there was an ad for Star Wars on SpikeTV! featuring Boba Fett.

And then due to a massive re-wright Boba was Darth Vader's father, and together they kicked some serious @$$

However, that massive re-write made them both two feet tall.

when they were surprisngly 2 meters something and 1.83 meters.

Then Scruffy opened his door to find Boba Fett singing the..........

Italian National Anthem, and Vader conducted the orchestra with his lightsaber.

and Like in the lego Scene on The first Lego star Wars, the stormtroopers are playing with banjo's, violins and flutes and horns..................

Unfortunetly for Boba.............

he had never learned to play any instruments as a kid...

and the confusion and terror blew his head up, which grew back epicly, not EPICly.................

and then it grew back EPICly.

due to an accident which filtered some EPIC from Scruffy as he walked past Fett..................

Then a Mcdonalds Clown comes up and scares the crap out of little kids, which anger Scruffy, who............

pushes an old lady down. meanwhile, fugitive "Ronald" McDonald was on the run. Boba shot him five seconds after a bounty was set.

( LMAO! :P XD )

Ronald was escaping. Fett shot at him four times, when Ronald retaliated fire back from a fake squirty flower, which actually sprayed acid.

But Fett..............

dodged out of the way and the acid harmless hit the floor so Boba threw one square punch to the center of Ronald's face and so fell backwards.

and laughed and scared some more kids, which Boba hated and he delivered an elbow to RM's stomch.

He reeled back and fell over, stunned................

And Ronald died. But this made other clowns angry...