Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Who was eating Chicken Curry in a nice restaurant.

Which Boba exploded

For it was so hot he didn't explode ( ;) :P ) but merely run gasping to the nearest water cooler......

Which had a few flesheating beetles in there from of boba

which were incinerated by Boba's flamethrower,

That got served as a new food

" Crunchies served with garlic butter sauce "

:P

Meanwhile................

Meanwhile no one cared.Seeing as he killed the waiter, Boba went searching for more food.

And seeing as the whole restaurant had blown up, Boba went to The Good Steer for some good bistro, then he blew it up and continued.

Then he found a sweet shop and bought some Mando Chocolates, in the shape of him. He sighed happily.

At least THESE people in the shop remembered him.

He ate and continued, now looking for a nice sports car to drive in for a laugh................

But the cars were all lemons.

And they stung Boba eyes and he crashed into the Cravendale factory.

Then A Giant alien milk bottle flies out and hits Boba in the middle of his eyes..............

And the bottle breaks, having no effect whatsoever.

Then an army of milk bottles come out but get distracted as Halo 3 comes out. ( in their galaxy )

Then Father Christmas comes up and says " Fire! "

And no one cared. Boba kept looking for food.

Boba met Ozzy in a parking lot and saw him munching on a bat.....

Then Boba found some honey and gave Ozzy the honey...............

which was actually poison, causing Ozzy to

Smash Boba in the head with an amp, and then have a seizure and die.

Boba then burned his body and flew to Mars, in search of more food.

But every metal band went after Boba for killing Ozzy.

So the metal bands went to NASA, which provided them with a large shuttle.

...Boba strafed the shuttle before it even took off with Slave I's blaster cannons, killing all the metal bands in one strike.  This caused some people *coughdracocough* to commit suicide...

...or at least play Suicidal Tendencies songs, which were absent when it happened so they didn't die, and music never dies, so...

But Alice dies on stage every night, so he still came after Boba.

But in addition to the metal bands, NASA posted a bounty on Boba. How ironic!

Boba then accepted the bounty and killed himself

But the God of Bounty Hunting, having been extremely fond of Boba, decided to grant him another life.

Then kill him and laugh. So boba decided to steal a life from....

...Kim-Jong Il, President of North Korea...

the only downside is, Boba now had an annoying voice and those huge dorky glasses.

So he went to Cuba to get plastic surgury.

meanwhile, Green's Cuban counterpart, Fidel Green, was the surgeon. but instead of performing surgery on Boba, he just ate a hot dog.

And smoked a cigar

...all of which Boba found annoying since the guy was supposed to be working on his face, so he nuked em'...

And blew himself up due to that.

Meanwhile, Indiana Jones..............

Was han solo

and he sat down and thought if he was Han Solo or Indiana Jones but got too confused and ate some Ice Cream.

Meanwhile, Indiana's Fedora was running away to New York to gamble in a casino..............

And green was on crack or something, because hats cant run. But if they could Boba Fett's helmet killed it

Crack? Be quiet AA. As if I'd be on crack.  Jeeeeeeez! :|

Anyway, Indiana's fedora got destroyed and Boba's helmet killed it.

Then A MASSIVE zeppelin in the shape of a bucket of ice cream flew overhead and dropped free ice cream boxes down to the fat people in the Unknown land.

And one of them crushed green. And there was much rejoicing

That Green deflected into the sea where the fish ate it and thanked Greem.

And then we all wondered who the hell greem was, and then the zeppelin was brought down by boba and it crushed green

Yet Boba couldn't bring it down because he is not a god or a lord of nature.

Meanwhile Green spent time with his family...........

Who ran off because they saw boba shoot down the zeppelin, which landed five centimeters away from green, and scared the crap out of him, but did not physical damage

there was however, a janitor paid to clean up green's crap. his name was Scruffy. and he is EPIC.

I'm not really sure why, but that really made me laugh.

Scruffy used the money to buy one of those fancy $300 dollar haircuts.

But the press attention was to much so got a refund and his hair back

But in his 'old' hair, he found something else, something very strange...

an acorn.

Made of... DEATH! Which was actually...