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"This IS my signature."Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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however, AA's awesomeness blinded Mark Wahlburg, but nobody cared because he has three nipples.
And of course Boba Fett was hired to take our Mark Wahlburg because of this genetic oddity
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Ahem, "And thus, the genetic oddity was put to rest. And Boba, well, he went on and lived the rest of his days in peace. The end."
The man who had just told this story was immediately thrown out of the library for blasphemy.
He was then smited to death by the GOD OF METAL, does anyone know his name?
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...Herr Dr. Wolfgang Von Weiderschnitzeljegerkopfenausflugzimmergangenstein...
"This IS my signature."Who was most definitely not a member of the Nazi party, or even aware of its existence .*COUGHZEIGHHAILCOUGH* :P
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(Thor, you Nazi :D)
Adeptus_Astartes wrote:
He was then smited to death by the GOD OF METAL, does anyone know his name?
Aw, you're making me blush. :P
( How can I die once more when AA killed me instantly due to a lack of explanation, Lord Revan. Shut up, I am getting sick of this " killing me all the time " and " 00Green. "
pack it in, NOW! :|
Masterchief wrote:
( How can I die once more when AA killed me instantly due to a lack of explanation, Lord Revan. Shut up, I am getting sick of this " killing me all the time " and " 00Green. "
pack it in, NOW! :|
This is a game. Everyone else comes back to life instantly, so can you. You shouldn't tell other members to shut up. 00Green has absolutely nothing to do with this topic, but that was just a light-hearted joke.
Dr. Wolfgang tries to...
...resurrect himself by calling in a horde of zombie spiders, but alas, someone has...
"This IS my signature."
replaced hid zombie spiders with zombie squirrels. Which were actually quite useful because...
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]They always went for the nuts..... which proved to be quite hazardous to secret agent 00Green, as they began to.....
((interpret it how you wish, but I meant like acorns.))
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Devour his nuts, so he...
(Yeah, I, uh, ment acorns too...)
Which left him screaming in pain on the floor
((Emotional blood))
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The zombie squirrels were dissatisfied with the minute size of secret agent 00Green's..............uhhhhh............acorns.............and so they quickly turned to world domination instead
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."And 00Green got killed instantly and never came into this RPG again.
The normal Green woke up and patrolled , searching for the Holy O'rm...............
When 00Green's Russian counterpart, Comrad Greed showed up and...
take it easy baby take it as it comesBeat the crap out of green asking what a holo stretcher was very loudly as he did, when the NSA showed up and....
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...ordered a nuclear strike, but...
"This IS my signature."they failed
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since the NSA had lost the game, the Russians proceeded to steal an alien body from the Roswell, New Mexico flying saucer crash out of Area 51, but this time Indiana Jones wasn't around to stop them, so they got away.
To stop them Mr.T and Chuck Norris had to...
take it easy baby take it as it comescombine forces, and when the A-Team met with the Texas Rangers, all hell broke loose, and 00Green's American counterpart, Agent Green joined the game, he was accidentally killed along with the Russians. Mr. T and Chuck Norris to this day are American heroes.
Then normal green got smashed by an elephant which was launched from the space alien's new elephant cannon.
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Which was destroyed by other aliens' zebra cannon.
take it easy baby take it as it comesWhich was destroyed by the Klingon's hippo cannon.
Which was then destroyed by a newly reborn Green's acorn cannon.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."Which was rendered useless when the zombie squirrels ate the ammo
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But their appetite was not satisfied because of the acorns small size, so they proceeded to eat Green's brains...and they still weren't full.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."but then after devouring his entire body, the squirrels then began to eat everyone they could.
Until people found the squirrels' secret weakness... a foot to the head.
take it easy baby take it as it comesWhich didnt work once they evolved into headless thingies with just a protruding mouth
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Which is when man discoverd the hammer.
take it easy baby take it as it comesand then the squirrels bult thanks the size of those red and yellow fisher price cars
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And people stepped on them.
take it easy baby take it as it comesThen Green came alive again and ordered 00Green to kill the squirrels. The squirrels were pissed, so they devoured the Russian Green.
Green was killing the squirrels and succeeded.
Then, everyone celebrated.
MEANWHILE SCOTLAND LOST TO A GAME OF CHESS WITH SPAIN............
Steeve was dying slowly but quickly, and The O'rm got destroyed in a game of Trembling Tower.
Then the O'rm turned into a grain of sand, which was obliterated by.....................
mistake.
No more squirrels. *sigh* Then who would get the nuts?
Micheal Jackson?
take it easy baby take it as it comesdraco fett wrote:
Micheal Jackson?
lol. He'd need more a nose than nuts, no? But maybe he's nuts too...
He went and suddenly saw a horrible pale face looking at him, he got so scared! Then realized it was a mirror. He couldn't cry or get mad, because his face would ...
Fall off. Then he went looking for his only friend, Emperor in a thong.
take it easy baby take it as it comeshowever, the Emperor betrayed and left Michael Jackson for Rick Astley, which led Michael to the dark side. JAMONA!
But they had only been pen pals, and when the Emperor in thong realized how disgusting Micheal really was he......
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."Sent Michael Jackson after Green, but unfortunately Green had already been maimed by a rancor....
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."Named Mittens, Destroyer of Worlds
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No, it's name was Fluffy: 
Fluffy is clearly a puppy...you fail :P
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(Ok, it's name is Mittens then.)
Mittens, Destroyer of Worlds, then tried to eat Pluto. But unfortunately for Mittens, scientists had just proven that Pluto was not a planet, thus causing Mittens to explode because it can only eat real worlds.
Green's mangled, half-digested corpse then sped to the Earth and........
Was beaten by a bunch of...
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