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Topic: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
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I don't think I've said that one before. I think this is only my second post...not counting the previous one. Yeah, as I said, my repertoire of Chuck Norris/Mr. T jokes is severely lacking.
Due to maintenance problems, the light at the end of the tunnel will not be in operation today. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.was talkin to draco.
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This is what I get for not reading the ending of the previous page :P I am so stupid at times. My apologies.
Due to maintenance problems, the light at the end of the tunnel will not be in operation today. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.Its fine, ive done it. I think. my memory is kinda fuzzy when it comes to things ive messed up on.
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(I tend to remember all of my many MANY faults and failures, and give myself a hard time over them. Yeah, I know I'm weird.)
I really need to catch up on the Norris/Mr. T jokes...
Chuck's pulse is measured with the richter scale.
I'm just helping Boba Fett and killing wookies for him.
Mr. T once used Chuck Norris as a bat to beat up Vin Diesel.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Chuck Norris used Mr. T to brush his teeth, and hence "Arm & Hammer" was born.
Mr. T used Chuck Norris to clean the rest of him.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
That is cool
Chuck Norris uses Mr. T as a sponge.
Mr. T uses Chuck Norris as toilet paper.
Thanks, Karson.
Chuck could kill Mr.T with one kick.
I'm just helping Boba Fett and killing wookies for him.draco fett wrote:
Mr. T uses Chuck Norris as toilet paper.
Thanks, Karson.
Chuck Norris uses Mr.T as a hand towel, and kleenex, and he uses him to carve the turkey for thanksgiving.
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Mr. T could kill Chuck with a blink of his eye.
Mr. T uses Chuck to play guitar, bass and drums, at the same time.
Chuck Norris uses Mr. T to do his homework, not because he's stupid, but because the class is x5,000,000,000,000 stupider than he is.
Mr. T uses Chuck Norris to change the channel.
take it easy baby take it as it comesMr. T lost a bet to Chuck Norris, and had to do this in public.
Actually, that is a carefully disciplined attack from the art of Kung-Pity 'da-Fu.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shifted itself and created Scotland.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. 
Mr.T about to leave to pity the sun.
Lol Draco, I just the the Night Elf Mohawk WoW Advertisment video on TV and I was about to post it from youtube when I saw you had posted it. Just have to quote it here.
"T, it's a warrior, not a mohawk."
"Well maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a mohawk class. Maybe Mr. T is pretty handy with computers. Has that occurred to you Mr. Condescending Director?"
Here's the link if anyone missed it.
draco fett wrote:
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url] Night Elf Mohawk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc
Mr. T used that link to kill Lex Luthor, the black knight, five clowns, the entire Spartan Army, Mr. Condescending Director, Jet Li, ten ninja, and Batman.
take it easy baby take it as it comesAnd William Shatner is a Shaman.
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]And his face is the Michael Myers mask.
Draco, Fett II, stop fighting! Because I think all of us here know that Mr. T would disingrate Chuck in one bite!
Lol.
Bounty Hunter Kaiza wrote:
Draco, Fett II, stop fighting! Because I think all of us here know that Mr. T would disingrate Chuck in one bite!
Lol.
What have you been smoking?
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Chuck Norris would win no questions asked
Do you know how waves are made? It happens when Chuck Norris does a Windmill kick
BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
Yeah right. Chuck Norris is nothing but your average everyday guy. Mr. T would snap him in half just like a tooth pick.
The pen is mightier than the blaster!And then get a splinter :P
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Wutever.
It wouldnt hurt that bad.
No, see chuck splinters cause instant obliteration of everything withing a 100 mile radius. Inclusing Mr.T
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omg. Are we really getting anywhere with this?
The pen is mightier than the blaster!No, but we dont need to. If chuck was about to roundhouse kick something when he was broken and gave someone a splinter, then it would be withing one Astronomical Unit (distance from earth to the sun)
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Mr. T is splinter proof.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
I say Mr. T will WIN! YAY!!~~
*Place left thumb on the right side of my neck and perform a throat-slitting motion* You're gonna die in seven days!draco fett wrote:
Mr. T is splinter proof.
True. But he ain't Chuck-proof.
You're right, Mr. T isn't Chuck proof. That's why Mr. T uses Chuck as a backscratcher.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
draco fett wrote:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr. T pajamas.
Mr. T can shhot down an enemy plane by pointing at it and saying "Bang."
Mr. T was once involved in a four way collision. Mr. T was walking at the time.
When Mr. T invented the alphabet, he placed m, r, and t in different places so people can read and write without frear.
45,985. That's the number of people Mr. T pitied in the time it took you to read this sentance.
Ohhh I am really laughing! Those are some good ones. +1 for that!
