(also in the game)
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i][url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
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(also in the game)
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i](either way what i mean is the place of nowhere)
(yeah, i know, but steeve will still party aslong as my 360 has a harddrive, just not in this thread)
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]( Huzzah For Steeve)
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i](indeed, now somebody post something that relates to the topic)
So boba is streaking around the death star and then some one says.....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]( nerd ) " oh my gosh, is it really you, i am i massive fan, so...i was wondering, can i have your autograph? "( boba is really pissed and ...........................
You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.continues streaking, completly ingnoring the guy who asked for an autograph when suddelny.......
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Three stormtroopers and 1 death star trooper approach him, raising their rifles but boba is clever and.......
You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.takes a dump in the street.
which causes them to throw up, mostly because unknown to every one, boba's torso was extremely disigured.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]and then his old girlfriend, the Sarlacc comes back and...well...they...um...do...things...in the street. yeah.
Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revengethe "things" mentiond above were realy just a bad re-enactment of boba's "death" but this time he didnt get out, and House had to operate to remove boba from the sarlac's guts saying....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]"This is the weirdest delivery i've ever performed. who's the father?"
and the Sarlacc responds by...
pulling Golem out of nowhere
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]and he eats all...*ahem*...six of House's "fingers", if you catch my drift...
Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revenge*has no mit so there fore does not catch, however do not hand it to me* who then suffers a fatal heart attack
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]House dies, Boba and the Sarlaac take the money and run.
and Gollum eats the Sarlacc and asks for Boba's autograph. Boba responds by...
Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revengekicking Gollum in the nuts, then throwing the precious into lava, which Gollum goes after and falls in lava as well.
but then he discovers that the 'Predious' was only a movie prop and boba has the real one so with one last breath he screams .............
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]"Curse you, Richards!" for Gollum was really Dr. Doom in disguise! Boba looks down into the lava pit (in the middle of the street?...) and says: "...
Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revenge"You ever wonder why were here?" (spelling i know. Thanks RvB)
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]and Dengar, the All-Knowing Master of the Neverending Boba Fett Story Game responds with a "yeah, there's a bunch of nerds toying with our lives by putting us in weird situations." and Boba says: "...
Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's RevengeMeanwhile, on the planet Pantsatronic, Boba's cousin Melvin leads an armada to Earth.
"Dont ever. be. alone" in a deep, creepy voice (thanks rvb) and dengar says ......
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]"pssh...are you kidding me? Zuckuss follows me around everywhere!" and Boba responds to Zuckuss' geekiness by...
(doing something to him! he's our resident loser! don't kill him.)
kicking him into a pool of estrogen, causing him to get emotional
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Meanwhile, Melvin's armada draws closer.
*Cue dramatic music* two sith lords battle in the street and boba turns arouns and says.....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]"Say hello to my little friend!" *Boba guns down the two Sith lords*
Then Tony Montana runs in and guns down Fett for using his best line, but then..................................
"i know all about the art of the hunt"Steeve irwin attacks
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]and then Steve Perry attacks
"i know all about the art of the hunt"And Shaq charges, weilding a lightsaber the color of a basket ball
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]but is put on the sidlines for a technical foul, so The Emporer steps in..............
"i know all about the art of the hunt"and says "What the hell is an Aluminum falcon???"
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Melvin's armada reaches Earth, and the invasion begins.
Their Mission: Take Boba Fett, the emporer, and Darth Vader. Dead or Alive....or Both!
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]there cammander counfused by this cammand crashes half the fleet into the ground saying: My! my! this here anikan guy! Maby vader some day later, but right now hes just a small fry. His crew also confused by this say:.........
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]All HAIL THE TURKEY SUB FROM QUIZNOS
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]So, forgetting their mission completely, the rest of the armada takes over every Quiznos in the USA.
Because subway sucks compared to quiznos
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]But they dont have enough money to buy a meal for every one so, they decided to all battle to the death till they do.
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]Melvintroop #8740278497326735968878485937568795862527485968766144413322 from squad bravo 976858684772727868746856597982002938566199920-0008886773661555267485848328239747362738484736748583727 won, and he stood upon a pile of dead melvintroops and yelled "...
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]"I have diarrhea!"
Then he took a crap on the pile of dead guys, and whent to quiznos for lunch. But on the way he sliped and impaled him self on cotton candy, causing mass:.....................
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]Juggeling contests. and some idiot started playing .....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Sabacc while podracing, which caused.............
"i know all about the art of the hunt"The emporer to go into a fit of cursing because.....
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