Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

and Boba won after he promised not to disintegrate her and he did. later on, Dengar/the Ghost of Christmas Present came to him and ordered him to...

To help with the war between the Three Stooges, and the Three Musketeers.

Which everyone is taking bets on to see who would win.

to which, Boba said: "heck, no. this is my neverending story game and i won't have no sissy threesome clogging it up! start it over!!!"

Dengar woke up one day feeling rather cheerful. he decided to call Boba and tell him: "...

His favorite color, but then everyone from the previous story jumps in his room and...

A duel of fates between them and Boba begins!!!

They all run Boba over, killing him for the umpteenth time.

Boba comes back to life, wondering just how many lives he has.

eventually, C-3PO/The Ghost of Christmas to Come saves the day by eating some turkey while wearing upgraded robot underwear.

and Boba and Vader sneak up on Threepio and give him the biggest wedgie ever in the history of elementary school!!!!!! Artoo sees this from upstairs and decides to.... while saying: "....

(2-part answer!)

Artoo decides to take a picture of it and E-mail it to ever one in the galaxy, in a micro second, While saying: Beep, boop boop tweet. Which means....

"score! i finally got an embarrassing picture of that jerkwad!"

that night, when Vader goes to tuck in Luke, Leia, and C-3P0 (his 3 children), he notices that someone is outside.

he checks it out, only to find: ...!

The Emperer walking arouned in his thong again.

Vader says "oh, God! cover your shame, Palpatine!" (for the Emperor had worn it backwards!)

the Emperor responds by...

Zaping vader with some sith lightning

Vader says "cut it out! not in front of the kids! you can wait until saturday."

Palpatine then says: "...

"Feel the power of the dark side!!"

Vader responds by saying "don't moon me! ewww....you're so wrinkly! gross!"

*:Spoiler Alert:*

Palpatine then says "Anakin, I am your father! sort of..."

*:End of Spoilers:*

Vader responds back with a hearty: "...

"No, I am your father."

And Palpatine responds: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

then Darth Vader ateempted to explain by saying "Wob wobly wob wob. Wobey wob wobly wob." the funny thing is......

that no knows what hes saying

which isnt realy funny at all :(
....or is it???

is it??

No.

but that isnt the point, as he said this, somthing in palpatines brain snapped, causeing him to...

take off his thong and where it on his head. Then he begain to yell at rebles: "FOR THE EMPORER!!!!!!!!"

who all died...because they saw things no living thing should ever see.......ever....

Then they all where revied by doctor House.

Who took one look at Palpitine and died, for that was the worst thing he ever saw...and he was a Doctor!

so, Palpatine went to visit his grandkids again and, thinking he was a prowler, Vader shot him, screaming: "...

"Y'all stay off mah lawn now, y'hear!?"

and Palpatine, with his final breath, said back to his only son: "...

"Aw, son-of-a-Bitc..... Then he died

Then Vader did the Macarena at the Emperor's funeral.

Then boba fett shot him be cus he wanted to do it

And House came back then got jumped by Dr. Cox from scrubs and that one lady with the cane/crutch on E.R. and he sent in the other doctors to fight for him, and he diagnosed boba with........

prostate cancer, liver cancer, breast cancer, and looking too good.

to which Boba replied: "...

"Im no good to me dead...."

(that was the funniest thing ever! i can honestly say "lol"! :D )

so, Boba decided to enjoy his last day on eart...in the galaxy.

he started by proclaiming his love to...

Jabba's new Rancor.(Or a sarlacc. your choice.)

the sarlacc (inside of which Boba had spent much time...it's a dirty joke...sorry...) was pleased and signed the card that Bossk and Dengar were sending around to Boba's friends.

next on his list was to apologize to Han for a lifetime of hate.

he skipped that one.

third was to finally accept Jar-Jar's birthday invitations. he brought with him the gift that Jar-Jar had always wanted...

a easy passage to....HELL!!!

just kidding.
the present was him.....poor poor boba. he acutaly got him a realy nice replica mandolorian helmet but Jar Jar did somthing unexpected and boba freaked out and killed him, and got arested by the guys from this movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO6rqAJ3mGc and he winded up in jail on......

and that stupid Gungan laughed all the way down to Satan! yay!

next on Boba's list was to challenge Bossk to a non-bounty hunting fight.

Boba went "psssh...NOT!" and looked at his list again.

next was for him to remove his mask in front of everyone!

he began with Dengar...

Tatooine, where the sarlacc refused to...um...spend his last night with him.

and Boba, with his final breath said "@#$% you, Solo!!!!"

and then he joined Jar-Jar and the Emperor in Hell.

later that night, as some random person was playing with magic, they accidentally ressurected Boba Fett and Jango Fett.

since you can't have 2 Fetts as bounty hunters, they decided to...

be best friends

which, the person who brought him back (we'll say...Jek Porkins) thought was odd because they were a father and his son.

anyway, so Boba and Jango terrorized the galaxy in their respective Slave I's until an intergalactic cop (don't ask) pulled them over and arrested them for...

theft of a turky. they killed him.
but then one fate full night, after going to see a movie on the way home from coruscant they got into a acident by kessel jango died and boba devestated yelled"

"Heheheh..." (young Boba laugh...)

and Boba buried him on Kessel, where he got a job in the Spice Mines doing...

(DARN U JODO!!!!!! dang...........)
staring in movies about.......