Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

but Mr.T didnt care, because fred was EVILLLLL and he...

Took the Emporer, in all his thonged glory, and shoved him at Fred.

but then triped, and died as the Emporer  fell through a hole in the ground which sealed as soon as he was through.

then he ate a cookie

which contained every poison know to man, and rabbit

then he took a dump on Vader's doorstep, light the poo on fire, rang the doorbell, and then ran like the sissy girl.

Vader, not being too smart, answered the door and tried to put the fire out by stomping on it.

Then cheese puffs were ran by Mr.T.

but the smoke from the fire was toxic, and killed princes leia who vader had kidnapped. and then the cops stormed in yelling " ....

wheres the pie!!?!?

then steeve rematerializes and throws a ________(kind of pie) at Vader's...

butt

who dies, because the pie tin ruptures his suit.

then vader body fades away.......

with an echoing fruity giggle

and Vader says: "....

nothing but begines to sing the theme song from COPS as the cops drive away wit hhim in the back, turning on thier sirens which sound like ........

nothing, because sound can't exist in a vacuum! so, instead, the cops...

just yell "WHEE WHO, WHEE WHO"  In side there ship

on all radio (or whatever) fequencies.

then Spock shows up and nerve pinches the cops, bringing back Vader and turning him into Anikan Skywalker again! Anikan, shocked at this act, merely says: "...

Lone star...I am your (i forgot the words, but its from space balls and it ends with "former roommate") and he turns into Dark Helmet, then back into Darth Vader.

scary

(it's "I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate").

(hmm..thought it was longer... thanks anyways though.)

then some one in a far away place.......ate a cookie

then a cheese puff..

Then the Emporer came back, wearing a pink lace G-String instead of his thong, wondering if it made him look old.

and then the rebel alliance died from the sight, after Boba, finding it on youtube, acidentaly emailed it to his entire contacts list

and somewhere across the galaxy, Bossk, Dengar, Han Solo, and Darth Vader simultaneously go: "...

"Slide to the left (bang), slide to the right (bang), slide to the left (bang), slide to the right (bang), FREEZE! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS! (clap)"

then, Dengar e-mails to Han a naked picture of...

(don't say "Leia".)

Leia's twin sister, and

a picture of Padme in sexy lingere, which he doesn't even remember getting but somehow he has it.

Then every body does the dumb dance!

Boba hears about these pictures, so he steals han's computer only to find that..........

they're actually pictures of Jabba the Hutt on vacation.

Then he does the dumb dance!

then the dumb dance is obliterated from history.

Then it's replaced by the Macarena, which Boba Fett is secretly fond of.

Then Mario came looking for Peach.

Then Peach kicked his ass for not saving her from Bowser.

then Donkey Kong kicked it some more for good measure. later on, Boba came and disintegrated Mario. the reason he gave for it was: "...

"I dont like Italians"

but then, he takes off his helmet and it's really Samus Aran! she walks up to Princess Peach and says: "...

nothing, because she explodes, and causes the world to be taken over by zombies who then flock to the nearest shopping mall.

later on, Boba (the real Boba) disintegrates the mall and Samus agrees to marry him. but, on their wedding day, the craziest thing imaginable happens!

This guy came to the weding, and ate a bossamer. But it made him vomit, but in the vomitism Lord Shegoreoth apeared to him so it was alright

then, the ghost of Jango Fett/Christmas Past appeared to Boba and Samus Fett and ordered them to...

...fight To The Death!!!