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Vader: I want them alive. No disintegrations.
Boba Fett: But that’s no fun.
Vader: Who said anything about fun?
Bossk: Bounty Hunting is all about fun. Can we shoot them?
Vader: Only on Stun.
IG-88: Stun is not available on my weapons. Can I club them to death?
Vader: [Shakes head in disdain] I said I want them alive, are you deaf?
IG-88: My receptors are working at full capacity.
Dengar: How about your brain?
IG-88: I don’t have a brain.
Bossk: We know that, already.
[All snicker except IG-88]
IG-88: My processor is far superior to your brain cavity.
Dengar: Amen to that. Bossk is a brain cavity.
Bossk: I’ll skin you alive you...
Vader: Enough. You’re wasting my time. Are you going to take on this bounty?
Bossk: Do we get to kill them?
Vader: No. You truly are an idiot.
Bossk: [Turns to Boba Fett] Can we disintegrate Vader?
Boba Fett: [Shrugs] He pays us.
Bossk: [Snorts] Damn. I want to kill something.
Dengar: How about 4-LOM?
Vader: I wanted to hire all of your services, not most and a quarter.
Bossk: Then let us kill something.
Vader: [Slaps himself in the forehead] Fine, kill 4-LOM but not on my ship.
IG-88: There is no logic in killing him.
Bossk: You’re right Dengar, he has no brain.
[All turn and fire on IG-88, only smoking legs are left.]
Vader: So now will you bring them back alive?
Bossk: We’ll see.
Topic: The Alternate Hiring of the Bounty Hunters Scene Ep V
Note: this topic was started 18 years ago.
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
April 18, 2007 6:53 pm #
It would definately happen that way if I had my wish :) Great story, keep it up.
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Hail to the King Baby!!
Hail to the King Baby!!
Lol nice one :).
I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
April 19, 2007 12:24 pm #
Lol! This is hilarious!
"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"
huh, no love for zuckuss or 4-lom?
shame...
but very entertaining.
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
I can just imagine this done robot chicken style... so VERY funny. But you wrote it first kudos!
Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder.
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August 16, 2008 9:50 am #
lol...well done, Mel.
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Good job. IG-88 don't have brains. Good point. :P :D :)
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August 16, 2008 7:11 pm #
Wow, old thread; how'd I miss these...
Great stuff Mel, even if it us dusty :P
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
lol, awesome :D
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
LOL that was great ;)
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August 19, 2008 1:10 pm #
If only Boba HAD said that, would the whole movie be turned around?
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
―Boba Fett
August 21, 2008 12:55 pm #
LOL :D this is fantastic, I love it :D
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August 22, 2008 7:44 pm #
Way to go BFFC-Mel, if that scene had been in ESB it would have been an awesome source of comic relief!
A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying
This was actually very funny, well done Mel. Your offering pleases me...
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August 23, 2008 3:47 am #
Nice one mel!
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