Topic: alternate scene on hoth in episode V

a wampa just attacked luke, and he's unconscious

Luke: (using the force to grab his saber and slice himself free) got it ( then using his saber to slice the wampa)

                Luke then started to pass out from the freezing temputures

Han: kid, hang on, i'll get ya

Luke: ben, degobah system, ben

Han: (using luke's saber to slice the dead tauntaun to keep him warm) it'll smell bad but it'll keep u warm, ewww, tauntaun guts, hey wait, it's candy, hooray, a tauntaun pinata!!

Luke: (suddenly waking up) Candy, gimme!

Han: get yer own tauntaun pinata

Luke: i'm the one with the saber, so i wouldn't be talkin'

Han: good point

Luke: Hey, maybe there's a wampa pinata

Han: yeah, a big wampa full of candy

Luke: or maybe the snow will turn into  soda

Han: gimme your portable heater

Luke: or maybe the wires in the droids will turn into lickerish

Han: or maybe tauntaun doodoo will turn into chocolate

Luke: or maybe my saber will turn into a blue pixie stick

Han: or maybe the base will turn into a gingerbread house

Luke:  yeah, hoth turning into a candy city

Han: yeah, sounds pretty cool

Luke: get real man, hoth isn't going the turn into candy, let's get back to base

Han: good idea


                         The End

You stated that Luke was unconscious, and in the next line, he was completely awake. Later you stated that he just woke up.

Post Script: If your user name "The Chosen One," should your title not be Anakin Skywalker? Anakin was the Chosen One.

is there an emoticon for- "what the..."

and how can you not put fun dip in the piniata?
or nerds...

"the chosen one" explain urself, i need clarification to this madness. :P

LOL I am afraid that you were beaten to the Tauntaun piñata *Removed* (click on the snow part to see the Hoth spoof)

Direct link: http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/tauntaun.html

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The link in Devil Girl's post leads to a site containing a virus. I am sure that you did not mean it, but it does in fact contain a virus. Please do not click the link. Draco's seems to be fine,

actually, they misread the prophecy that said anakin was the chosen, his son was the chosen one

I am so sorry about that.

I have no idea how that happened. I have posted links a few times before (on other sites) and it has never happened before.

I will do my best to be careful in future.

Edited to add: I am utterly confused about the problem with the link now. I checked the link before I posted and I have checked my system and there is no viruses.

I will be extra careful next time I post a link.

Anakin brought peace to the Force by killing Palpatine, ergo, he is the Chosen One, not Luke.

This is getting off-topic.

I acctualy like the deleted scene where the rebels have a captured wampa in Echo Base and durring the escape C-3PO rips the warning label off the door that had been alerting the rebels not to enter and later 3 unsuspecting snow troopers meet a very bad fate after entering the room containing a captive hungery wampa.

if u put it that way, they are both the chosen sort of

Not quite.

To get back on topic, you may want to think your stories through first, rather than writing whatever comes to mind.