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Emperor: (using force lightning to shock luke) die jedi
Luke: owwww! quit shocking me!
Emperor: shut up and take it like a man
Luke: i'll join the darkside if u quit shocking me
Emperor: Yay, a new apprentice
Vader: hey, i thought i was your apprentice
Emperor: shut up, he's better than u, and he's my new apprentice
Luke: phsyce, (using his saber to slice the emperor in half)
Vader: now we can rule the galaxy as father and son
Luke: no way!
Vader: i thought this would be a good bonding time, just u and me, ruling the galaxy
Luke: well, o.k
Vader: cool, let's go out for smoothies
Luke: o.k
Vader: mmmmm, smoothie
Luke: i'm sorry i sliced off your hand, i'll buy u a new robot arm
Vader: gee, thanks, it's about time i got a new robot arm
Luke: so when do we start ruling the galaxy
Vader: right now, starting with this smoothie shop
Luke: what?
Vader: alright everybody freeze, i'm robbing this place, gimme a strawberry smoothie, and a kiwi smoothie for my son
Luke: cool, free smoothie
Bartender: or what?!
Vader: or this,( using his saber to slice the bartender in half)
Luke: anybody else want to get sliced?!
Vader: let's get outta here son!
Luke:Now let's destroy the rebel base (so they dropped the imperial atomic bomb on the rebel base on endor)
Vader: wow, that was easy
Luke: yup
Vader: we are finally ruling the galaxy as father and son, u are fulfilling your destiny
Luke: yes, i guess i am
Vader: yup
Luke: so what do we do now?
Vader: i don't know, i guess this is where the story ends
Luke: yup
The End
Topic: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader
Note: this topic was started 18 years ago.
12 posts
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May 2, 2007 10:40 am #
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
May 2, 2007 12:03 pm (Edited May 2, 2007 12:03 pm) #
That was... interesting.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
May 2, 2007 1:14 pm #
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .
If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
truely odd...
mmmm, darkside smoothie.
"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson
May 3, 2007 6:23 am #
The Yautja wrote:
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .
why don't ya?
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
May 3, 2007 8:34 am #
The Chosen One wrote:
The Yautja wrote:I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .
why don't ya?
I really don't know what to say. It's an interesting concept though.
If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 6, 2007 12:18 am (Edited May 11, 2007 01:12 am) #
Pretty cheesy if you ask me.
P.S. The rebel base is in Yavin. Not Endor.
The pen is mightier than the blaster!
May 6, 2007 12:51 am #
Fett_II wrote:
smoothie was the only funny part.
that is true
Fear my spears and rocks! :)
May 6, 2007 6:01 am #
Ewok, you can use the edit botton to add something to a previous post. That way, you do not need to post twice in a row.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
May 8, 2007 4:50 am #
Ewok Assassin N8 wrote:
So very corny
that's what makes it funny N8
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
