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This topic is purely for laugh factor. On the chatroom we decided the most disturbing thing in the SW universe had to be Emperor Palpatine in nothing but a red thong and a cape. We also know that Draco's pet rabbit has Satan tendencies (think rabbit in Monty Python's The Holy Grail).
So if the two were to battle who do you think would win? I think the rabbit.
Topic: Emperor in Thong vs Draco's Psycho Rabbit
Note: this topic was started 18 years ago.
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March 24, 2007 5:32 pm #
Wow Mel. I suppose I would say my rabbit. By the way, she does not have Satan tendencies, Satan has Bunny tendencies. :P
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March 25, 2007 7:47 pm #
Lol I would say it's a draw...
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March 26, 2007 1:16 am #
it would be incredibly close like the rabbit would launch itself at the emporers and he would turn and shake it!!!! so the rabbit would be blind but the rabbit would hit the emporer and they both would be rolling around on the floor. PRETTY freakin close but i still say rabbit.
You're forgetting the Emperor has Force Lightening. He could fry the rabbit, but somehow I think that the devil... ahem I mean the rabbit, would have some way to thwart that :P
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Member #22 March 26, 2007 9:11 am #
GO EMPEROR IN THONG!!! lol, nice topic Mel, and people thought mine was wierd.
the emperor would go to glen close for advice, on how to beat this "Satan"
advantage...emperor.
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March 27, 2007 8:03 pm #
"For death awaits you all with big sharp pointy teeth".
With that in mind, I would say............the rabbit. Totally. Rabbits are telepathic, and are trying to take over the world so she'd call in reinforcements and waste the emperor. Even without the reinforcements the rabbit would annihilate the emperor. Poor Palpatine in a thong never stood a chance.
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