Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

who was at home, watching Futurama, and eating cheesy nachos...............

for some reason the nachos had that salmonella contaminated greenut butter, she had a heart attack. Robo Celine Dion then had to be revivied by her great-great grandfather.....er, I mean husband, Robo Rene Angelil. cmon, anyone could make that mistake

Robo Celine Dion then made it her goal to make this thread make sense. She started by

Accepting Communism as the world's only true way for government to work. So she was sacked.

*in annoying TV personality voice*...by the producers of this thread, which is sponsored by...

the people who pay for....

the murder of innocent children by polar bears.

Who were part polar bear incidentally

So Sarah Palin shot them from a helicoptor.

The helicopter was on a self destruct sequence however. Right before the helicopter blew up, Palin screamed:

"*&%##@* *&#%)@!$*%#$ %@$!$#@*!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

**Edited for content**

Which translates into Klingon as

" Can I please have a bucket of Mackies ice-cream!!!!!! "

( :P )

I believe the original Klingon is:


"Rok Thok Noght thlot ta Shang tho li"

That is to say:

Never cook bacon without a shirt on.

Hot grease = ouch

So people of every world decided to fight hot grease with a bio weapon called

UBER DEATH RAYS
then all of a sudden..

The death ray shot the moon and the moon imploded

And the temperor laughed as hot bacon smelled grease shot towards it and it imploded.

Harth Cater then interrogated a prisoner called Leia Yorgana

( :P lol, different names in a different star wars universe )

because he was trying to steal the stolen plans that he/she stole from the Rempire

then Mook Liewalker and Can Golo shot MornTroopers in the prisoner corridor and fell into a hole which had a monster in it.

Alas Mail Yorgana was dead......

And green was so unfunny that his entire post meant absolutely nothing.

So life went on......

but for how long

oh, about five seconds. then the universe imploded yet again, so many times now that the director, the producer, the executive producer, and the scriptwriter were all fired.

and then MC Hammer started singing Can't Touch This!
Ooops I mean Boba started singing that... yeah

And then the universe imploded again, so now the makeup artists and stuntmen were fired as well as the director, the producers, and scriptwriter.

and Mc Hammer tried to sue Boba, but Boba shot him with his EE-3 and MC Hammer collapsed and started giggling randomly, as Boba shot him with funny bolts.............

which turned out to be toxic darts filled with Joker laughing gas, so MC Hammer died with a grin on his face.

like Kit Fisto

In more news, Godzilla came into Japan and started trashing it..................

Which woke me up and gave me an incredible headache...
He does that a lot here. Although, sometimes it's hard to tell if it is Godzilla, Ultraman or just an earthquake.

in other words closely related to it, it was in fact, Ultra-Man and Ultra-Monsters fighting

tachonyblade swore and lobbed a shoe at them.

" Keep the racket down! " he screamed.

and they did...

Absolutely nothing at all, which meant....

pesticides taste horrible, if you ask boba about it.

But Boba wasnt thinking about that right now, he was busy playing one of the most epic Ping Pong games ever with Rorschach from Watchmen. Why Rorschach would ever play ping-pong is unknown, but no one cares about the details so dont question it.

The epic ping pong battle lasted for hours, because both of them had Amazing ping pong skills.

(awesome avatar AA!)
(sorry about the length of this, I was bored...) :P



...but then as one of them realized that he had better things to do, and so did the other, they went off, without even thinking of turning off the light. The little ping pong ball went off bouncing on the floor and stopped its run in some corner, ignored and forgotten. The room then became silent for a very long time. Several years. The unique light bulb in the ceiling was cheap and didn't pass the test of time. All became dark. The little ping pong ball was still resting in its corner, now covered and surrounded with dust.

So after all that time, the table was still there, merely changed, except maybe for the flies. Many, many flies. Swarming stupidly, non-stop, all over something. It was recent. There had been some intrusion and someone put something, there, on the ping pong table, then left. Something that seemed to attract the flies. They just wouldn't leave it alone. It was...

A turkey sandwich in a stasis field. Then Rorsrach came back, installed a bug zapper, smashed the ping pong ball,and took the totally untouched sandwich and left

Then, he proceeded to stuff it down a man's throat who failed to give him an answer, leaving with the line "Must've been hungry, seems to appreciate food."

This man was...

none other, than.........

( drumroll )

Prince Arthur, from the BBC Merlin Show

( lol )

he then decided to strip, but as he was too shy to assume that he just left. Meanwhile...

Nimueh got blasted by lightning, and died.

Merlin rushed to Gaius' side............

but they both died because...

of no reason.

Then merlin and gauis went to burger king

And were killed by Rorschach because of they made him drop his ice cream.

And Rorschach loves his ice cream, almost as much as he loves...

duct tape