Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

and making instant hot dogs.

Out of all the people.

then the cheese puff mobile caught ablaze

And at that moment, the separatists knew all was lost

because all the Troopers suddenly burst into dance (which everyone knows is unusual)

Boba looked down on all the dancing, and knew that his work was done.  So he then set off to...

Hoth to get some Tauncicles.

But on the way he remembered they he didnt know what Tauncicles were. So he redirected the ship to the nearst cantiana...

Where he ordered something that would change the course of time. It was something more so grand than cheesepuffs ever could be. It was

The Banana Phone.

which had the power to order free delivery pizzas to anywhere in the galaxy, in 30 minutes or LESS!

and Domino's wasn't able to sue.

But Pizza Hut's agents were sent out to capture this threat, and of course, all out war quickly followed

Domino's quickly struck at Pizza Hut, but they were foolish to ally themselves with Papa John's because...

...they made their pizza crust with yellow cake uranium, and with that the threat of nuclear anhiliation was so high the US Government stepped in to...

a puddle.

which was hiding one of the Papa John's tactical nuclear pizzas, destroying the US Government.  Approval ratings for all government agencies blown up rose sharply.

Boba observed all of the destructive-pizza business, which gave him pause, so he looked down at his banana phone and wondered

what his aunt was doing

So he gave her a call and then remembered he didnt have an aunt.

So he called his pet ant instead.

Who was named Greg, and only spoke Chinese.

Which is funny when you think about...since ants dont have any kind of vocalization organs of anykind that would sound even remotly like Chinese.

although his ant was geneticly altered

Which made it able to speak Chinese and

obviously mando'a

so when the ant called random people mir'sheb, nobody was really surprised

except one called....

Scruffy, who's epicness wasn't so great that he was prepared for the awesomeness of anything Mando

and he got what he wanted......... something Mando, which actually turned out to be................................

Although the Scruffy referred to by Ralin Drakus was some other Scruffy, and not Scruffy, the EPIC Janitor, which they had no relation to each other at all. The less epic Scruffy then received a brown bag.

with explosives in it, and blew up.

Meanwhile, Ralin's Scruffy met Mandalore and had a duel with him..............

Nothing happened, because he just blew up.

and Mandalore won, and ate some cheese puffs to celebrate, unfortunetly, cheese puffs didn't exist then, and the sheer power of them not existing, sent Mandalore mad, and he blew up.............

Only to be replaced by a new Mandalore whose name was..............

Scruffy, the Janitor who is EPIC.

his first EPIC appearance, that was EPIC was stolen suddenly by Scruffy's evil twin = Scruffy, the evil Clone Janitor who wasn't EPIC...........

Scruffy crunched a crisp and the non epic scruffy blew up..............

Scruffy continued munching.............

and EPICly spat the crisp into some kid's face, who is now blind in his left eye.

and Scruffy laughed EPICly. The kid swore at him and Scruffy used his EPICness to spit another crisp into his other eye

the kid is now blind in both eyes.

Scruffy shrugged and looked at a magazine and licked his finger and turned the page slowly................

And realized the last few posts were incredibly boring, and decided to...

destroy something.

He went outside and saw a nearby Alien, it said " WTF " as Scruffy destroyed it by looking at it right in the eye.

He frowned and phoned up his friend, Mr T:

" Who is this? " Mr T said.

" Scruffy.... the janitor. " said Scruffy.

Then cheese puffs  attacked Mars

They used the Death Star and blew it up

and then they attacked Venus

which still had no effect on Earth.

Or did it

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Not realy

which was rather anti-climatic

and therefore, the film I Was A Teenage Bounty Hunter failed at the box office.

Because Boba Fett didn't like it.