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Had another one of those crazy moments, don't think it's as good as the others but I hope it makes you chuckle.
Jango: I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.
Obi Wan: Really and what do you do for a living, Mr Fett?
Jango: I thought it was pretty obvious, I’m a salesman.
Obi Wan: And what is it that you sell?
Jango: Make up of course.
Obi Wan: Make up? That hardly seems manly.
Jango: I’m Mandalorian, diversity is part of my nature. Plus it’s a great way to pick up chicks.
Obi Wan: But you have a son!
Jango: Yes and Boba needs a mother, I need a wife. I don’t see a problem.
Obi Wan: Well I guess when you put it that way.
Jango: You’re a Jedi, I seriously doubt you’d understand. You’re a eunuch right?
Obi Wan: No! Whatever gave you that impression?
Jango: I figured the lightsabre signified what you’d lost.
Obi Wan: [shakes head] You need to get out more often.
Jango: Perhaps, but as I said I’m just a simple man.
Topic: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
September 12, 2008 2:35 am #
HA!!!!!!! Love the little nod to Captain Jack :P Great one Mel, I lovez it
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
September 12, 2008 6:06 am #
That was funny...maybe that's why it was Anakin and Padme; not Obi and Padme.
"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
―Boba Fett
lol? I laugh but only because I love those awkward moments.
...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
September 16, 2008 12:10 pm #
That's different, a man who sales cosmetics. If males Jedi Knights are eunuchs I wonder the females Jedi Knights are "compensating" for. LOL But seriously that was a hoot.
A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying
Good work,Mel. 9/10 :)
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