Topic: Chuck Norris vs. Boba Fett

Everyone knows that when kids these days watch TV they put on either Walker Texas Ranger, and/or Star Wars. So I have decided to challenge two of TV's most influential people against each other and I am allowing you to decide who would come out victorious. So what say you?


Hmmm... I think I would have to go with Chuck, after all: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Also Chuck has the strongest round house kick, terrible enough to make Fett cry! :P

points on originality, Now question...with or without armor? I mean, martial arts work up to the point where you end up being charred via explosive charge...rocket...blaster bolt.

Boba would win

I think I am voting for Boba Fett.

Boba Fett!

Boba.

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.  Water gets Chuck Norris." :lol:
Boba's gonna have a tough time with this guy. 
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I just think this topic is hilarious. I think Boba would win, he's just have to let Chuckie wear himself out :lol:

If they fought hand to hand, no armor, I think Chuck would win.

Texas Rangers beast bounty hunters anyday!:P

Boba would win.

Fett would kill Norris, but he might have a problem with Mr.T.

Fett would lay waste to Norris, but T, he's crafty.  I think there might be trouble  with that one.  Still, our Fett would emerge victorious.  Perhaps, though, with a few more dents in the armor.

Kids watch Walker Texas Ranger nowadays?  I think Boba would have a tough time beating Chuck; after all, Boba doesn't push the earth down when he does push-ups.  But maybe Boba and Mr. T could work together and take on Chuck Norris (and if they had Mad Dog Murdock on their side....)

Lol, but Mr. T and Chuck work together. Just look at the quote in my sig!:)

Boba couldn't handle T and Norris at the same time, Boba would have P.I.M.P indented on his forhead from Mr. T's pimp rings.

I don't like Chuck Norris. I like Fett better. Do you see Chuck walking around in Mando armour?

Well, thats because he is not Mandleorian...

That would be interesting to see, though...

Niether is Lando Calrissian :) .

LOL I'd rather see them both team up on some exagerated manhunt than fight eachother!

Were they both unarmed, and unarmored, Chuck Norris would without doubt emerge victorious. Were they given weapons...I dunno. After all, Chuck Norris can wield 5 Uzis effectively.

I'm going to sit on both sides of the fence (ouch) and say it'd be a draw.

I can't believe this is being discussed.  Even If they were unarmoured, Boba Fett would still win with relative ease, Although Chuck Norris could easily beat up you or I, he is physicaly nothing special in the world of fiction, especially when in comparrison to Boba Fett.  Boba is very adept physically, he is capable of killing several Jedi with his bare hands, and Chuck Norris, even with his roundhouse kicks, has got nothing on that.  Also, could Chuck Norris ever hope to face Darth Vader and live, and also fight him to a draw, as Boba Fett did twice?  Boba would kill an injured and crying Chuck Norris with one punch.

Now that I think about it... I guess it would be a draw, they are both great fighters.

I must say, I agree with every word of that.

What?  Have NONE of you visited
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Boba has NOTHING on this guy.  ;)

Exactly my point, sai Balancesheet. Again, notice that it's mostly the n00bs voting for Fett, because of the blind faith that drew them to this site. Make no mistake, Fett is a legend, but so is Chuck Norris. Does Boba throw a lucky kid into the sun every year on his birthday? I don't think so. Nor did he invent every color known to man (except pink, that was Tom Cruise's doing).

You have to realize sai, that Chuck Norris is invincible. Boba, while skilled and awesome, is not immortal.

Norris is not immortal either.

And once again I ask, could Chuck Norris hope to take on Darth Vader and live?  Let's just face it, impressive as Chuck Norris is, he is not up to Boba Fett's league.

Wrong, wrong, and wrong again. Sai Norris is invincible, and could quite easily take on Vader and rip out his heart. There's still something you people don't seem to grasp:

He's Chuck Norris.

And I'm the Mary Queen of Scotts. Fett would just shoot him in the head, sai.

And Chuck Norris would move, and round-house kick him in the face. Game over.

Mary Queen of Scotts? Unless you're actually a girl, I'd find it kind of creepy that you proclaim yourself a female.

Blaster bolts are like bullets.

You have heard of sarcasm, right?

And Chuck Norris is like God.

no hes not, no one is like God, dont even go there with me

No one kind of asked you what you think about Chuck Norris and God, so I'll really go anywhere I want, and that includes there.

You see sai, I really have no idea whether God exists or not, and don't want to start any kind of religious discussion here, so I don't care if what I say is somewhat sacriligious. I'll stop when I get hit by a lightning bolt, and the big guy actually shows me that he doesn't like it. Until then, I'll hold to the belief that Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick God in the face, and make it rain when he cries.

Plz stop comparing God to norris

Those are probably some of the blasphamous comments that I have ever heard.

But I make my point again, it was accompanied with no lightning bolt. Big guy wanted me to keep quiet, he'd make me wouldn't he?

But, as I said before, I don't want a religious discussion. You want one, make a different thread.

Well.... I don't CARE what you think.
in my opinion, every one has a free will, they don't have to beileve in God.
So if you don't beileve in God. That is okay, you don't have to. But every one has there own belief's. But for the people who do beileve in God, please don't say that He dosen't exist, because that is not what we want to here.

sorry if my post dose not make sence...


-Boba Dude

I have asked you to stop, if you dont i'm emailing the Admin! i'm serious! dont push me any father!!

SciFiFreak, I ask you to please be respectful of other people's religious beliefs.  This thread is supposed to be about Chuck Norris vs. Boba Fett, so we need to stay on topic.

I thank you.

Thank you Chrys,

Um,  yeah, it really didn't make any sense at all.  Its kinda obvious if you have to apologize for it at the end.  Why would people who believe in God say he doesn't exist?  They believe in him, don't they? So wouldn't they think he exists?  Unless you were trying to say something completely different.

well its very apparent that SciFiFreak dosent believe but thats fine he dosent have to its a free country (if you live in the US) i just ask that he dosent make fun of my belief

He wasn't.

Giving me orders...and I thought you weren't smart before. You don't want to get pushed? Too bad, you wedged yourself into this conversation, started annoying me, and then made one of the most idiotic statements I've ever heard.

You go crying to the Admin...don't push you...sissy comment followed by an empty defiant one. If I didn't have autonomous control over my stomach muscles, I might've thrown up just from reading it (the same with Boba Dude's...comment, if it can be called that).

Well, how about I give you a few God quotes, just to 'push you'. Wow, I had to stifle a laugh there.

"I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the [edited for content]"

"Jesus Christ on a stick!"

"Whenever you [adult content], God kills a kitten. Whenever God [adult content], Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him in the face."

Not the most offensive stuff I could dig up, but enough to 'push you'. Here's what you don't get: You act like a complete and total coward sai, no one's afraid of you. I couldn't care less about 'pushing you'. And nice little threat there, "Don't make me tell the admin on you." Quite the manly man aren't you?

So go ahead, cry to someone else to solve your problem. In a very masculine way, I'm sure.

Join the club, you're far from the first to feel that way.

Twenty posts off-topic is enough to kill this. Closing the topic and deleting the... tangent we have here from some otherwise focused comments.