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AA wakes up and wonders why the hell he just had a weird dream about an Oscar. He was then removed as a plot element. Boba Fett then screamed "SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE" drawing stares from the other patrons
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]And then Soilent Green jump un stage and yell "Of course we're people, chickenfreak," and begin playing, and Green runs away scared.
(See my sig if you do't get that)
Green ran out into the street and got hit by a bus and died yet again. Unfortunately, Green's corpse got lodged in the bus's wheels.....
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."And he stopped being used in the story, because this is the Never Ending BOBA FETT Story Game
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]except Boba Fett kept killing Green, so they were both removed as plot elements. However, Boba's stand-in, Fred Fett, signed a new deal to be the plot element of the Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
Fred Fett decided to start his role by...
Jedi photographer - May the focus be with me.Stabbing him self to death with a frying pan hoping that it would put an end to this awful game.
(Some day this topic WILL die and STAY dead lol)
(i don't know what you're talking about, Green will just resurrect it in 2 years)
So then Jango came back from the dead, but he was still headless so it kinda sucked for him
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]And Jango found out why chickens run around when they get their heads cut off.
take it easy baby take it as it comeshe could finally find his head, but it was a bit rotten after being under the sun for so long, so he...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)Took it to a voodoo guy to shrink it, and he hung it from his belt
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]along with his series of...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)Strange looking potato chips
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]which were squid flavored, something real salty and spicy, with the shape of a squid. The fact was that they were really...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)people that didnt keep their end of the deal
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Like some guy who ripped off Boba Fett. This reminded Fett that he needed to take care of the mattter so he decided it was high time to become a plot element again. Boba Fett discovered the guy was
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]ripping off his feathery armor style
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]and eating the feathers along as he was ripping them off the armor
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)so he shoved his EE-3 down the guy's throat to see if the man could eat it. instead, Boba pulled the trigger, which left a hole right in the man's gooch.
And thought it was stylish so did the same to himself
I am the Hammer. I am the sword in His hand, I am the point of His spear. I am the Gauntlet about His fist. I am the Bane of His foes and the woes of the treacherous. I am the End.but missed
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)and instead it hit Green's Asian counterpart, Green-San, right in the left eye.
and then Greens beverage counterpart Green Tea was drank
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]And Green's food counterpart, Soylent Green was eaten.
take it easy baby take it as it comesthen it was discovered he was actually people
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]And no one cared that they ate Green.
take it easy baby take it as it comesMeanwhile, Green's Indian counterpart, Chief Green, declared war on all other Green counterparts, causing Green to finally be destroyed. All the Greens in our universe, that is. The Greens in other universes still live.
So we set up a seek-and-destroy team.
take it easy baby take it as it comesThen Green, and his totally awesome squad of counter Green's , Chief Green, Moose Green, Superlaser Green and Finnish Green all came out of nowhere............
After they were obilterated by AA, Fett_II and Draco, Green ran away, crying over the lost.....................
So we set up a seek-and-destroy team.
take it easy baby take it as it comesTO ALL COUNTER GREENS!!!!!!!!!!
Green joined in, and wanting to get killed in peace by AA, Fett_II and Draco and not share it with his counter-Greens!
Green brandished his Broom and hurled it at Santa Green. ( I'm just making this counter green up, I don't believe in Santa anymore.... ;) :P )
so all of Green's counterparts (00Green, Agent Green, Adolf Green, Soylent Green, Chief Green, Cyborg Green, Comrade Green) all were obliterated by Chuck Norris' hat.
Then Green was happy and they all had a party to celebrate with!
Except the Fruit Salad, who went away plotting death to the world..............
And no one came to greens party because this is the NEVER ENDING BOBA FETT STORY GAME not the never ending green story game
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]And then green didnt get the message......So we all considered the post above to be spam
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]So we set up a seek-and-destroy team, trying to fing the person who caused the spam post.
take it easy baby take it as it comesThen Green deleted his post and apologises if it was " actually spam " :)
Meanwhile, The Lord of the Pencil sharpeners comes forward and says he's going to conquer earth.....
* COUGHWHATATUBE! COUGH! *
Then the Army comes in............
Gets killed by Boba Fett who then is eaten by a sarlacc
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Who gets blasted by Fett's grenade launcher weeks later, who is then rescued by Dengar.
Meanwhile, StarKotar gets resseurected and becomes a bigger grain of sand.
He then replaces The Lord of the Pencil Sharpener's but unfortunetly...........
No one cares. Meanwhile Boba walks into a bar and says "ow"
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Boba Fett kills him. That wasn't unfortunate.
Then History gets reversed by 10 seconds at that time and continues.
Boba was actually supposed to trip over , which altered time completely.
Then The Mad Scientist comes up with a new potion. Which is.........
No one cares. Meanwhile no one gets the joke I made so Boba walks into an actual drinking establishement. and has a beer made of cyanide
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]The Mad Scientist is enraged by this and chucks the potion at AA is anger.
Unfortunetly for him, AA deflected it back into the middle of his eyes and he screamed, dead. and fell over.
and no one cared. So then three stormtroopers walked into a bar, the fourth one tried to duck but failed because of his visor, and boba laughed
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]Boba then killed everyone in the bar.
Except for the fourth stormtrooper, because of his courage in not conforming to the imperial way
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]The Fourth Stormtrooper laughed and walked away with his drink.
You're foolish words can never hurt meAnd then was killed by Boba
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