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In a moment of insanity I started writing this, see what you think and if you like it I can write some more:
Vader: Join me, it is the only way.
Luke: No, I'll never join you.
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough...
Luke: ...he told me you killed him.
Vader: No, Luke. I am your father.
Luke: Noooooooooooooooooo
Vader: Yeah, yeah. Well I asked your mother if she was taking birth control and she said she was.
[Pause] Never trust a woman who changes her outfit at least fifteen times a day.
Luke: My mother slept with a cyborg? Gross
Vader: Hey, I was a fine looking man back then. I just found out how to better accessorize.
Luke: Lalala, I'm not listening. I so don't need to know about your personal life.
Vader: Join the Darkside and I'll never speak of it again.
Luke: Temping but you really should have put that offer forward before you cut off my hand.
Vader: Right hands are over rated. I know where we can get you the best right hand ever. She’s got red hair and is very feisty. Palpatine is done with her for now.
Luke: Palpatine? You’re offering me his sloppy seconds? I don’t think so.
Vader: I thought you’d appreciate her over his Love Slave Gungun.
Luke: Ew, you’re certainly not convincing me that this Darkside gig is worth doing.
Vader: Well excuse me, at least I’m not the one in love with my sister.
Luke: Sister? I don’t even have a sister you geriatric fool.
Vader: Old bun-head. She’s your sister. When we tortured her we tested her DNA while we were at it. Some things actually worked on the Death Star before you destroyed it.
Luke: So that’s why you cut of my hand, for revenge?
Vader: I decline to answer that.
Topic: The Alternate Fight Scene between Vader and Luke Ep V
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Lol i like it :).
I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
March 22, 2007 2:19 pm #
This is hilarious! :lol:
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Pure genius.
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March 24, 2007 1:46 pm #
Hey perhaps you could do some for Boba Fett.
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March 25, 2007 4:52 am #
A moment of insanity? More like a moment of genious?
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Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
Gustavo_Perez wrote:
Hey perhaps you could do some for Boba Fett.
That would be funny considering the quality of this one. Perhaps a Vader and Boba scene like in Episode V?
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
I'll see what I can do. ;)
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
March 26, 2007 7:45 pm #
It should. It is truly hilarious!
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May 2, 2007 6:45 am #
dude, u should totally keep writing, this is really funny :)
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
May 6, 2007 12:13 am #
That's some of the most funniest stuff i've seen in a long while!
The pen is mightier than the blaster!
Im so glad I got to read that! SUPER FUNNY!
Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder.
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."
