Topic: darth wants to rock

sidious: so, what's this i hear about you wanting to leave the darkside alliance?

maul: yea, we thought u wuz krunk fo shizzle gangster sucka foo! wit us!

darth: yes, i want to leave my sith career

sidious: to do what?

maul: yea!

darth: take it away twisted sister!

twisted sister: I WANNA ROCK! (rock)

twisted sister: I WANNA ROCK! (rock) I WANT TO ROCK!...

twisted sister: TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY! WELL ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU IS TIME AND TIME AGAIN I  SAY  NO! (NO!) NO NO NO NO NO!

darth: okay that's enough guys

twisted sister: when do we get paid?

sidious: like heck you are! who's gonna wanna listen to you rock?!

darth: hey, if people listen to will smith and his clean rap i think i have a chance

vanilla ice: ice ice baby! alright stop! collaborate and listen! ice is back wit my-

sidious: alright who invited vanilla ice!

bowling for soup: don't wanna be a canadian idiot!

maul and sidious: WTF!!! WHO INVITED THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

darth: about that...

sidious: alright i'm outta here...

maul: so iz i sucka foo!

all the bands: us too

darth: guys! c'mon! gimme a chance!

* screen gets dark, fading *

darth: i wanna rock!  * crying *


                     THE END

pretty sure it was weird al yankovic who did "canadian idiot." not BFS.

oh ok, srry, i didn't know