Topic: The Star Wars Cantina Menu

My idea was to create a restaurant with these items on the menu and an atmosphere like the Mos Eisly Cantina.

Jawa Java
Jabba the nut – (Nut sundae)
Obi-wan canola
Lando Calzone
Bib Fortuna cookie
Wookie cookie
Chewbaccalava
Qui-gon Gin and Tonic
Vader tots
Lettuce Wedge Antilles
Tarkin’s Grand Moffins
Salacious Crumb cake
Bobaque Ribs
Tatooweenies
Deathstar tar –(tar tar)
Tantive IV’s Tantalizing …
Houtini –(martini)
Palpatini - (martini)
Ki adi munster cheese
Darth Maulted milk shake
Dookookie
Mon Moshpatatoes
Roast Porkins
Greedo’s greedy platter.
Plo kooler fulla drinks.
Eeth Koffee
The Niem Number 1.
Ree-Yeast bread
Sebulbeans
C3-P OH what a burger
Zam Western omelet
Zuckustard- (custard)
Gran crackers

Feel free to add your own clever pun based menu items.

That's cool. You should open a Star Wars cafe ;)

yoda soda

Boba is a small chocolatey sweet that people put in drinks like shakes, in case you didn't know.

Ack!  I totally had this idea.  My dad was going to open a new business and we were going to make it Star Wars themed.  I think it was going to be called Jabba's Java.  Or something like that.  Jabba's Java Hutt.

But that's a great idea!

WE SHOULD GO IN TOGETHER ON THIS BUSINESS SOMEHOW!

Now people are totally going to steal your ideas!

Ya, but I never actually planned to open up a restaurant. And even if somebod actually does it, maybe they will somehow credit me. Even if not, it would just be cool to see the place made.

Carnor Cracker Jax (cracker jack)

Anything left after the meal would have to be Salacious Crumbs.

Well as much as I like the character, he does already have cake named after him...

Leia cake. :D (layer cake)
Oh and of cause Ham Solo sandwich or Ham Solo in Carbonite sandwich (toasted). :P