Topic: If you hired Boba Fett....

Ok, what would you do if you had A LOT of money, and you could hire Fett to do your bidding. What would you ask him to do? :)


TW

I would tell him to scare my brother really bad, annoy him soo much that he leavs me alone, threaten my teachers and tell them i can't do school anymore....etc.etc.
i gotta think about it some more...

                                                            Beskaryc Beroya

I would have him totally annihilate every living organism at my middle school, except a small list my friends, associates, and in general people I don't want dead. Other than those....15 individuals, all must die. With the exception of Faith McDonald. I would have Fett beat here to the edge of death, but let ME finish the job.


FAITH MCDONALD, IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO READ THIS KNOW THAT I, RYAN G. STEVENS, WILL BE THE END OF YOU!!! I WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR EVILLY MISUSED LIFE, YOU REPULSIVE INSULT TO HUMANITY!!! YOU WILL DIE AT MY HANDS!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!   :)

*blushing* Um, I can't type it here...   :rolleyes:  LOL

LMAO! A few years ago I'd have said the same thing. ;)

i would hire him to find me a mandalorian armor suit get by any means necessary and then teach me to use it.

Hhmmmm--that's a good idea too, lastMando!

aha--we were on the same wavelength then, Miba!  LOL

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I know what, but..
*Thinks about it for a second*
OMG!
thats wrong....

I would hire him to.....Hang with me for a month!

umm, what if he got bored with you, he couldjust kill you, and take all of your money!

I would ask him to go and kill the Emperor,Darth Vader,all the high-ranking Imperials and high-ranking associates of the Empire.Then I wouldmake myself Emperor and Boba my right hand.I think that would be sooooo tough for Boba.....To kill all these people...

That's true...but he wouldn't get much money out of me!! LOL

Yeah, I kinda like the idea of just kinda tagging along for a while.  Here's the headline:  A Day in the Life of a Bounty Hunter---that would be pretty cool!  I can't think of anyone I'd want to see meet with a certain demise---so I guess that's about it.

I would get him to kill people :)

Hehehe.....    i don't think he is very cheap.  lol.... he is a gold digger....if ya know what i mean. Plus, you know how he feels about that kinda thing....lol   (girls....[shakes head])

                                                            BB*

HAHAHAHA!! :lol: your funny FettFan79!!! :P

TW

"that so wrond in so many ways, PUKE" not sure who said that hear but it was right after the boards were renewd.

We would be Paintballing all month long ;)

You know thats a bad idea! :lol: Once he gets a hold of ANY gun, he'll kill you with it! Blaster, paintballgun, water gun, squirtgun.....you name it!!! :P


TW

LOL with a water gun I guess he would put it in your mouth and kept pouring water until you got drown!LOL :D

Hey, thats Fett for ya! :D


TW

:(
you don't see me making fun of your ideas

Hey relax man,we're not making fun of your ideas,it would just be hilarious to see Boba trying to kill his bounty everyway that he could!You're a great poster,and I'm not of the Yautja type (GRRRR!!)to make fun of you! ;)

Ditto. Im truly sorry if I hurt yo feelings dude. We all cool. :cool:

TW

YOU SHOULD BE!!
Just kidding dude :D
you didnt hurt my feelings. I have feelings of steel ;)

I would hire Fett to capyure the greatest bounty of all... a Burger King double cheese-burger!

I would hire Fett to get me an ice cold beer.

Welcome friedchicken!!!Yeah,a cold beer from Boba would do the job.... ;)

Ahhh there we go!  Send him to capture that Burger King himself----------that King dude is kinda creepy..............lol

He,he!Not creepier than our beloved Boba! ;)

Since I'm married, I couldn't hire Fett to do much more than table dance in our kitchen, and then, the light's so low haning he'd be at risk for cuncussion with each gyration...

SO: I would hire him to show me the galaxy and keep me out of trouble. Considering I'm old, now, and the police don't show up at my house unless I call them (as opposed to the old days when the neighbors got in on the action), that shouldn't be too hard.

I'd also pump him for more of his 'untold' stories...more material for fan fic.  ;)

Me, I'd make him pose for drawings (possibly nude?) and then sell the drawings online or something.


He'd get a cut, of course ;)

Guys,Boba Fett nude?Are you serious?Boba doesn't even get his helmet off!

LOL maybe they knocked him out then took his clothes off.

Jeez IG-88!I don't think that the enemies of Boba would knock him out just to see him naked! ;)

hhhmmm...I have an artist's mind as well----   lol  that's one I would not have thought of!

Nah--his helmet should prevent any concussions!  hehehe

As for info on his 'untold' stories---------now that's a plan! :)

Maybe not enemies, but deffinately his fangirls. ;)

Pffftt....you girls still crack me up. lol.  As for me, i don't think i'd ever even try to knock him out. With all of those advanced sensors in his helmet, i'm not sure it's even possible...ya know.

                                                                BB*

Hpmh.Girls.Boba is a killing machine,not a love toy!

LOL :D or is he.....

Im guessing if you pay the right price. ;) lol


TW

Lol  ;)

You girls, man. Always want the Boba Fett types. :P



TW

He he he....     im still not going with this "right price=love toy" thing...it sounds too stupid...pfftt    yup, some girls really go for that Boba Fett type....

                                                              BB*

If I hired Fett.............I'd make him be my friend FOREVER!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :P


TW

I think it would be cool just to have him as a personal bodyguard.....nobody would mess with ya, and if they did, they would pay dearly.    Kinda like Jabba did,   just had him stick around and stuff....

                                                                     BB*

Yeah, that'd be awesome! Thats so awesome.............I dont know what else to say! :P


TW

Yes, some of us really do go for the Boba types. ;) And why not? He's practically the perfect man.

I'd pay him to tell off my ex, since I'm still so furious at him, and I'm afraid to say anything negative to him.

Secondly, a date would be nice.

Hmmmm,what's going on here?Boba Fett speaking!If you don't stop this right now,you will receive a bounty so high that I will come and collect it myself!And this won't be a game.....This will be game over....