[ Closed ] Fett vs. Alucard (Page 2 of 6)

Fett did not kill him, he just knocked him him out.

I put the figure away, but we keep blocking each other's attacks. It appears that we are too evenly matched .

He knocked him out with a stream of blasters to the head. For all three of those characters, Fett would run up to them and beat them up (at close range, they could not hit Fett with those attackes).

We then play Mortal Kombat: Trilogy, in which I kill you as Reptile. When we are about to start the next round, I say that I need to use the lavitory. I actually snak off, grab a hammer, and aim for your head .

I did not know role playing was so fun.

It takes more than a flamethrower to kill a vampire. 
As for close combat...I suppose Walter would not be able to effectively use his wires, but he is still a VERY fast old guy.  Can dodge bullets, y'know.
Are you sure it's safe to fight up-close with a guy who can cut a subway car in half?  (Anderson)
Alucard...hmmm....well, maybe if Boba threw some garlic in his face.  I don't know if that works on him.   If Boba moves fast enough, he might be able to advoid getting blown in half by Alucards Jackal.   But if Alucard goes all the way to C.A.R. level one...Boba will have a lot of trouble trying to punch a giant dog covered in eyeballs...(I'll try to find a picture of it, it's quite interesting.)

I am outraged that you would once again violate the terms of our battle with a giant hammer, so I respond in kind by summoning a horde of flying monkeys.  Can you hit them all before you're torn to pieces? 

Alucard has lost his head, and dissolved into a puddle of goo, only to rematerialize in a swarm of bats.  He can handle the flamer, though I doubt a freak could (humans implanted with a chip to become vampires). 
Don't forget about Anderson...actually, a flamer would be pretty effective against him.  He would have to teleport away once his skin started boiling. 
Walter could disable the flamer from a distance.  Even if his wires couldn't cut through the armor, they could easily rake along the surface of his gaunlet, detonating any externally mounted rockets and severing the flamer so that he could not ignite it.

I sense your attack through the Matrix, and lean backwards Neo-style to dodge.  I then pull a punch to your face; you go flying backwards and the audience cheers. 

Well, is heart-boiling a commonly considered method of killing a vampire?  I have never heard of it. 
I'm sorry, I'm not up to date with what's hip and all, but what does it mean to "ice" somebody?  Seriously...I don't know.   

I regain consciousness, yet I do not remember who I am or what we're fighting about.  I think my name is Scooter. 
But lo and behold, I now posses the sacred blade of Anduril, Flame of the West, which has materialized out of thin air into my hands.  I begin swinging it in your general direction.

Well in that case, how would Fett "ice" Walter if Walter had taken the time to rake his wires along the surface of his gaunlet, severing the flamethrower lead and detonating his externally-mounted rockets?
And how would Fett use the flamethrower on Alucard, if he releases to Control Art Restriction level one?  It would be difficult to burn down a massive wolf covered in eyeballs.  (Still gotta find a picture to show ya.)

*gasp* never heard of Anduril, that's Aragorns sword from LOTR.
Our duel lasts for days, the very heavens are shaken by the clanging of our blades.  You shatter my sword, and I use the remains to chop the ONE RING from your finger.  Naturally, you must now explode.

KIlling Walter that way would entirely depend on the amount of suprise Fett has on him.  But in a duel with the opponents standing a respectable distance apart, there is no way in hell Fett can run faster than Walters wires.  Walter can decimate entire armies with his weapon, his wires can move faster than bullets. (at least in one scene).  If Fett got the jump on him (hardly a fair situation), Walter would be toast.  But in a fair fight, Walter would chop him to pieces.
As for Alucard, his metaphysical, shapeshifting level one form could easily advoid the flames...and finding his heart in that form would be difficult indeed. 

Indeed, all seems lost.  That is, until I pull out my greatest weapon:  the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 
I pull the pin, count to...three...and throw it in your general direction.

Last edited by BalanceSheet (Friday, March 3, 2006 1:06 pm)

Fett can't get all eight wires before they reach him.  They will approach at different angles, and very, very fast. Even if he did cut some of them, the others will be able to clasp around any parts of his body uncovered by armor; ie, his legs and around his neck. 
Well...I concede that Alucard does take some time to enter C.A.R level one (he has to say it out loud for it to be approved by his master), but how long do you think it would take for Alucard to blow Fetts head off with his .454, or his Jackal, when Fett tries to rush him like that?

The rabbit collides in midair with a Pokeball I have thrown, which burst open to reveal...Pikachu!  Who promptly begins laying some electric smack-down on your little bunny.

Fett is not a Jedi, and he cannot use a lightsaber like one.  There is no way he can deflect the bullets with it.  Even if he did manage to get lucky and hit one, the kinetic energy, plus the round exploding, would knock him off balance, leaving him vunerable to more shots.  And should Fett prove particullarly adept at deflecting shots, something entirely out of character for a non-force user, all Alucard needs to do is pull out both of his guns.  Can't stop two bullets from hitting you...unless you're a Jedi Master, which Fett is definetely not.
Can Fett stop eight wires from hitting him at the same time, from different directions? For the millionth time, Walter is very, very fast for an old guy.  It would once again require a Jedi's ability to be able to pull that off.

Gawww...freaky fingers...totally caught me off guard...I take the punch like a man. 
Afer spitting out a few broken teeth, I summon an army of killer trees that swiftly come to my aid.  They surround you and move in for the kill...

How can you hit two bullets with a lightsaber that are coming at you at the same time, without the Force?
When did Fett kill a Jedi?  Ive only seen him with a lightsaber in a Tales comic.

The battle rages, wood flies everywhere. Desperate, I light the trees aflame so they deal more damage.

Tales comics are not canon. 
And this is not the Matrix.  He aint gonna dodge a bullet from a gun this big:

Hmm.... I comtemplate a new strategy...ah, yes...I pull out my "PLAY BETTER!" stick (I'm in band, it's a fun little toy...) and begin swining it around my head, and move in for the kill...

Alrighty then...in the time that it takes Fett to reach Alucard, he would have released Control Art Restriction.

...Aaaand he's doggy food.

I pull out a second, then a third "PLAY BETTER!" stick.  We bow again, and begin a long duel of the blades.