Jokes

Song Parodies

Some lyrics, based on popular melodies, have slightly offensive language. Remember to visit MULTIMEDIA > MP3 for recorded Boba Fett music, exclusively listed on BFFC.

• Armor of Mine
  "From a store, down on Mandalore..." / Guns N' Roses
• Fett'll Get Around
  "So Jabba hired Fett to get Solo iced..." / "I'll Get Around"
• More Than a Scoundrel
  "Vader's right here with Boba Fett behind..." / Bee Gees
• Han
  "Han, brought here by my best friend..." / REM
• Cantina
  "Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene..." / Barry Manilow
• Bad Vader
  "Boba Fett took Solo away, and Vader laughed and wheezed all day..." / Jim Croce
• Corellian
  "Boba Fett, had I known..." / Metallica
• Let's Blow the Whole Thing Up
  "You say 'Buba,' I say 'BOba'" / Harry Connick, Jr.
• American Star Wars
  "It swallowed Boba Fett..." / Don McLean
• Jet Set
  "Ah Boba Fett, take my hand..." / Alphaville
• Max Rebo Band
  "Fett says Max can you play me a memory..." / Billy Joel

Top Ten Lists

Secrets of Boba Fett
Source: Rik "Voodoo" Taylor

Select Top Ten
Source: Various

Boba Fett's Unseen Gadgets
Source: Nigel Willis

Boba Fett Childhood Memories
Two sets of ten from the readers of the Star Wars fan site.
Source: theforce.net

You Might be a Fett Fan If...
And they even mention The Boba Fett Fan Club. We're honored, we guess.
Source: starwarsdotcom.com

Stories

Jim Henson's Empire Babies
Featuring Darth Vader and Boba Fett, as if puppet characters created by Jim Henson. Contains profanity.

Boba Fett and Michaelangelo Play a Board Game
Featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and Boba Fett, complete with photographs. Contains profanity.
Source: x-entertainment.com

Father Knows Best
Quotes from Jango: "Boba I've told you a thousand times, quit playing near that Sarlacc or one of these days your going to fall in."
Source: unknown

Boba Fett vs. ___ Competitions

Boba Fett vs. Batman
Breakdown comparing and contrasting the two ala Sports Illustrated.
Source: electricferret.com

Boba Fett vs. Predator
With analysis so complicated, it makes the match worthy of mainstream interest.
Source: stardestroyer.net

Boba Fett vs. Predator
Source: grudge-match.com