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Song Parodies

Some lyrics, based on popular melodies, have slightly offensive language. Remember to visit MULTIMEDIA > MP3 for recorded Boba Fett music, exclusively listed on BFFC.
  • Armor of Mine
    "From a store, down on Mandalore..." / Guns N' Roses
  • Fett'll Get Around
    "So Jabba hired Fett to get Solo iced..." / "I'll Get Around"
  • More Than a Scoundrel
    "Vader's right here with Boba Fett behind..." / Bee Gees
  • Han
    "Han, brought here by my best friend..." / REM
  • Cantina
    "Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene..." / Barry Manilow
  • Bad Vader
    "Boba Fett took Solo away, and Vader laughed and wheezed all day..." / Jim Croce
  • Corellian
    "Boba Fett, had I known..." / Metallica
  • Let's Blow the Whole Thing Up
    "You say 'Buba,' I say 'BOba'" / Harry Connick, Jr.
  • American Star Wars
    "It swallowed Boba Fett..." / Don McLean
  • Jet Set
    "Ah Boba Fett, take my hand..." / Alphaville
  • Max Rebo Band
    "Fett says Max can you play me a memory..." / Billy Joel

Top Ten Lists

Secrets of Boba Fett
Source: Rik "Voodoo" Taylor

Select Top Ten
Source: Various

Boba Fett's Unseen Gadgets
Source: Nigel Willis

Boba Fett Childhood Memories
Two sets of ten from the readers of the Star Wars fan site.

You Might be a Fett Fan If...
And they even mention The Boba Fett Fan Club. We're honored, we guess.


Jim Henson's Empire Babies
Featuring Darth Vader and Boba Fett, as if puppet characters created by Jim Henson. Contains profanity.

Boba Fett and Michaelangelo Play a Board Game
Featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and Boba Fett, complete with photographs. Contains profanity.

Father Knows Best
Quotes from Jango: "Boba I've told you a thousand times, quit playing near that Sarlacc or one of these days your going to fall in."
Source: unknown

Boba Fett vs. ___ Competitions

Boba Fett vs. Batman
Breakdown comparing and contrasting the two ala Sports Illustrated.

Boba Fett vs. Predator
With analysis so complicated, it makes the match worthy of mainstream interest.

Boba Fett vs. Predator