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"I pity the foo'."-- Mr. T

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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The Yautja wrote:

Haha, yeah.  PB is awsome.  You forgot the one where that guy says "To the death, I suppose?"  And the man in black replys "No, your highness, to the pain."

I was going to say that!! Fierfek, you stole my quote! tongue


Another goodun' from Princess Bride: 

Inigo: Who are you?

Man in black: No one of consequence.

Inigo: I MUST know.

MiB: Get used to disappointment.

Inigo *shrugs*: Okay.



Yep, I always laugh at that. Anybody wanna peanut?

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"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." Somerset in Se7en

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash

29 (edited by CountDOODOO Saturday, June 3, 2006 10:36 am)

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The Chronicals of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay was a great game.  I rented and beat it.  Had to return it before I could collect all the extras.  That game rivals some of the best Xbox 360 games out there. 

"What? What did you say?"  N. Gunray. "The ambassaders are jedi knights I believe"  TC-14.  "I knew it.  There here to force a settlement" other trade fed.  leader.  "I'm not going in there with two jedi.  Send a droid."

Taun We: "Jango, welcome back.  Was your trip productive?
Jango:  "Fairly"
Taun We:  "This is Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi.  He's come to check on our progress.
Obi Wan:  "Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud."
Jango:  "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
Obi Wan:  "Ever made your way as far as the interior of Coruscant?"
Jango:  "Once or twice"
Obi Wan:  "Recently?"
Jango:  "Possibly."
Obi Wan:  "Then you must know Master Sifo-Dyas."
Jango:  "(tells boba to close door)  Master Who?
Obi Wan:  "Is he not the jedi who hired you for this job?"
Jango:  "Never heard of him"
Obi Wan:  "Really?"
Jango:  "I was recruited by a man called Tyrannus on one of the moons of Bogden"
Obi Wan:  "Curious."
Jango:  "Do you like your army?"
Obi Wan:  "I look forward to seeing them in action.'
Jango:  "They'll do their job well.  I'll guarantee that."
Obi Wan:  "Thank you for you time Jango."
Jango:  "Always a pleasure to meet a jedi."

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"Only sith believe in absolutes!!"   *snicker*

Oh yes. And I LOVE it in Serenity when River begins to spout off some random thing, and Jayne says, "She is damaging my calm!"

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31 (edited by Humorbot5 Saturday, June 3, 2006 1:30 pm)

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BTW does naything NOT lead to the Dark Side?

Y'know Jedi aren't even allowed to wear Underpants....

"A Jedi Shall Know No Underpants" - Elliot Tomlinson

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Okay... tongue

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Oh man I forgot Serenity quotes. I'll just do my favorites and spare you the entire movie:

JAYNE: Wasn't she supposed to be...not here anymore?
KAYLEE: We can't abandon them now!
JAYNE: 'Course not. Now that she's a...a killer woman, we outta be bringin' her tea and dumplings!

"Target the reavers. Target everyone. SOMEBODY, FIRE!!!" -The Operative

"Remember, if I'm not back in an hour, you take this ship...and you come and you rescue me!" -Mal

OPERATIVE: In ancient time, when men failed as spectacularly as you have, they would literally throw themselves on their swords.
MATHIAS: Well, unfortunately I forgot to bring a sword-"
[Operative draws a sword from his sheath]
MATHIAS: ...I think you need to leave now.

So many better ones...and from Firefly, too...but you need to watch them for yourself. DO IT. NOW.

GPI: Fondly regard crustacean

34 (edited by Gojan Fett Saturday, June 3, 2006 9:49 pm)

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Well that's subliminal-WATCH FIREFLY-messaging.


"How can you think about soup at a time like this?" -- Caboose, RedvsBlue

" [pissed that he was hit by a rock] Me Kate, me throw rock!" -- Sawyer, Lost

"Crazy people don't think they're going insane, they think they're getting saner." -- Locke, Lost

Locke: Hi.
Sayid: I didn't hear you.
Locke: Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.
--Lost

"You're right, I don't have any feelings. That's why I won't feel anything when I cut your heart out with a knife." -- my little sister


"Just because I liked it didn't mean I wanted it." -- Have you ever just walked into the wrong conversation?


I don't remember where these quotes came from.

"The brightest lights cast the darkest shadows."

"The only constant is change."

"Toast aways lands butterside down. A cat always lands on their feet.  Cat+Toast = Antigravity!"

"A thousand years of space and time and I have never come across anyone wasn't important." -- Doctor Who

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Gojan Fett wrote:

"The only constant is change."

I learned a different ones along those lines:

"The only constant is death."

But for my own quotes, here's one from Lewis B. Puller, United States Marine:

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, and they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

These ones are anonymous, their original writer lost as they were passed on countless times.

"If guns kill people, then I can blame my spelling mistakes on my pencil."

"It's not that I hate animals, I think there's a place on Earth for all God's creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes."

My friends playing Halo 2 at a LAN party. The map was Ascension on Tower of Power, and they were defending. Their names have been changed for security purposes.

Henry: Hey Nick, how's the side looking?

Nick: It's looking pretty... *checks side*...oh god!

*repeated shotgun fire*

For anyone who's ever seen The Princess Bride (I know it sounds fruity but the movie's pretty violent and funny):

Westley: Life is pain Highness, anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

And another....

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" - Belkar

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SciFifreak90 wrote:

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

Yeah i love that quote and that movie

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash

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"You're like the fifth guy in green I've had to fight since I started this gig. I wouldn't mind you guys color-coordinating a bit..."-Spider-man

"If my life had a theme song, it'd be 'Raindrops Keep falling on my head'."- Spidey.

"I gave up on pity a long time ago."-Storm, X2.

"so, what's your secret origin, anyway? Some freak accident with a radioactive toilet snake? If so then please spare me the details."-Spider-man to Dock Ock.

"I will suck the marrow from your tiniest bones."-Venom.

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"And the time has come to realize, and see the plan you've been designed for, so face the fear of all unknown and see the heart inside" Jeremy Camp's Open Up Your Eyes

"All the plans and schemes against Your love will fail." --Bethany Dillon's Hero

"I hereby vow to apply these mandates actively into my driving protocols until otherwise stated by an official of the law, or by my guardian(s)."--Anon

"Riches I heed not, nor man's empty praise."--Be Thou my Vision

"That's just how I feel about it... What do YOU think?"--Daniel Jackson in the episode Window of Oppurtunity (I think)

"Okay, now SEV'S starting to scare me." Scorch

Some guy: Hey Napoleon, what did you do last Summer?

Napoleon: I told you, I went hunting wolverines with my uncle in Alaska!

Some guy: What'd you use?

Napoleon: A stinkin' twelve gauge, whaddya think?!

Some guy: Why'd you shoot them?

Napoleon: Because they were attacking my cousins, what would YOU do in a situation like that?!   (slightly revised due to me not remembering the exact lines...:))

"I DARE you to moooooove..." Me singing Switchfoot's I Dare You to Move to a friend who HATES Switchfoot

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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." -Rodney Dangerfield

"No individual can win a game by himself." -Pele-Brazilian Footballer

"We make war that we may live in peace." -Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

"Pain is only temporary but victory is forever." -unknown

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." -unknown

PLUS=     all of the Napoleon Dynamite quotes....they are the greatest!!!!

"Gross!" "You guys are soo retarded." "Why don't you go talk to your grandma or something, you're bugging the heck outa me." "Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!"etc.etc.etc.etc.
                                           -Napoleon D.

"Why don't you go play patty cake with your friend Pedro..." "So are we still feeling good about this dealeo?"etc.etc.                           -Uncle Rico

"She hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet." "Lafawnda is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% sure she is my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there is a babe out there for you...Peace Out." "Well, I'm finished with my chores."lol etc.etc.                              -Kip

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"What the hell did you use?"
-Motoko
"Your standard issue big gun."
-Batou

I will not teach a man who is not anxious to learn, and will not explain to one who is not trying to make things clear to himself. If I hold up one corner of a square and a man cannot come back to me with the other three, I won't bother to go over the point again." - Confucius

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!" - President

"You cry for bird's blood, but not for fish's blood. Fortunate for ones with voice. If the dolls also had voices, they would have screamed, 'I didn't want to become human.'" - Major Motoko Kusanagi

"If Pro is the opposite of Con is Progress the opposite of Congress?-Brad Stine

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MandalorianSpy9 wrote:

PLUS=     all of the Napoleon Dynamite quotes....they are the greatest!!!!

"Gross!" "You guys are soo retarded." "Why don't you go talk to your grandma or something, you're bugging the heck outa me." "Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!"etc.etc.etc.etc.
                                           -Napoleon D.

"Why don't you go play patty cake with your friend Pedro..." "So are we still feeling good about this dealeo?"etc.etc.                           -Uncle Rico

"She hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet." "Lafawnda is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% sure she is my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there is a babe out there for you...Peace Out." "Well, I'm finished with my chores."lol etc.etc.                              -Kip

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OMG!! yikes I cant believe I forgot all the Napoleon Dynamite quotes!! big_smile big_smile

My favorite is, "It took me an hour to do the shading on your upper lip..." lol lol

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"I like long walks on the beach. ALONE."- Umm...I forgot.

"Block shirt- special blocks added in for extra protection. rolling around not advised."- Mario & Luigi: Partner's in Time

"This is the mustard of your doom!" Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

"You get a good enough lawyer, you got the best legal system in the world."- Some guy from the Daredevil movie.

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"Because Your ruining everyone's lives and eating all our steak" - Nap Dyno

Funny cos he's suggesting eating all their steak is as bad as ruining people's lives

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"Naughty little fly, why does it cry? Caught in a web, soon he'll be..... Eaten."--Gollum, ROTK

"By my life or death if I can protect you, I will. You have my sword." Aragorn FOTR

"Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword-day! A red-day! Ere the sun Rises!"-- Theoden ROTK

"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! A day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves, and shattered shields, when the Age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear, on this good earth, I bid you Stand, Men of the West!"--Aragorn ROTK

"Form ranks, you maggots, form ranks! Pikes in front, archers behind!"--big, ugly orc in ROTK... That line always makes me laugh.

"All that is gold does not glitter, nor all who wander, lost..." FOTR, the book, I think.

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand."  *raises hand*   "Oh."     
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"Me. It's what I call me. It's also what you call yourself, but you call me 'you' and call you  'you' while you call you 'me', but I call me 'me', and if we both call us 'me'...well, that could get confusing."- Stephen Colbert.

"Thundercats, HO!!"- thundercats

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RC-3222 wrote:

Some guy: Hey Napoleon, what did you do last Summer?

Napoleon: I told you, I went hunting wolverines with my uncle in Alaska!

Some guy: What'd you use?

Napoleon: A stinkin' twelve gauge, whaddya think?!

Some guy: Why'd you shoot them?

Napoleon: Because they were attacking my cousins, what would YOU do in a situation like that?!   (slightly revised due to me not remembering the exact lines...:))

The Some Guy's name was Dean......I think...

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Yeah, the Jock of the school.

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"Napolean, you know I'm training to become a cage fighter..."-Kip  lol


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48 (edited by Humorbot5 Sunday, June 11, 2006 1:47 am)

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"Since When Kip...you have the worst reflexes EVER!"

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it's my job to set an example. I have to show we don't break like other people. We dont give into fate. : Alan Scott, the Green Lantern

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash

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"A tool does not reflect the person using it, you can wave that fancy blade around all day and it doesn't matter. I'm still better than you, better because I don't go for the next best thing every time I lose to someone. I train harder, until my body has given up, and then I keep training till I feel like my sinews are about to snap. I'll never lose to someone owned by his playthings, especially not your kind of person. That pretty new crystal of yours with it's shiny steel container is about to be nothing compared to me, the better Jedi will always be me until you see the light!"

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