Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

If you write Chuck Norris on anything, it will fart and wither away like a flower.

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Phssh.  Exploding is better than farting.

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then, it burst into flame and explodes, leaving only a ounce of ash, which, when consumed, has about the same effect (mentaly) of being round house kicked by a foot harder then a block of steel moving at nintey miles an hour, in the face.

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either way Chuck Norris wins. always. no exceptions.

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Unless he is going against Mr. T or a good script.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Even then, Chuck Norris wins over all.

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Adeptus_Astartes wrote:

then, it burst into flame and explodes, leaving only a ounce of ash, which, when consumed, has about the same effect (mentaly) of being round house kicked by a foot harder then a block of steel moving at nintey miles an hour, in the face.

But really, who's gonna consume a pile of ash?

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well, consuming that ash is like smoking. so smoking is apparently the equivalent of being roundhouse kicked by a foot harder than a block of steel moving at 90 MPH.

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Its breathable, and its only that specific ash, it scatters into the air, and is breathed in. Somehow, it directs itself to their nostrils/mouth.

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Either way, Chuck Norris is the beginning. And end. Of everything.

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Exept for Chuck Norris that is. A bean-burrito will be the end of him. But only when he decides it to be.

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Which is never, because he's too busy roundhouse-kicking *** around the world.

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lol, in US History we had jeopardy review for our test, and my team's name was the A-Team. We beat the other team (i won the final question for my team w00t) with a score of 68-14.

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Have you seen the commercials for the nes Stephen King movie, "The Mist"? That mist was actually Mr. T's breath in the winter.

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This should prove my point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

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That's hilarious!  Will it Blend is sweet.

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draco fett wrote:

Have you seen the commercials for the next Stephen King movie, "The Mist"? That mist was actually Mr. T's breath in the winter.

Because Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the breath from his face, and the kick created whatever the creatures are.

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"There are two types of bad guys: The ones that live, and the ones that meet Chuck Norris"

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that clip was awesome!! i am now an instant fan of Will It Blend.

"i know all about the art of the hunt"

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Night Elf Mohawk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc

Mr. T doesn't have to look at the road to drive because the road curves around where HE goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xpDUs4Q8kg .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Hey draco!  Long time no talk!
Technology Chari-ot!

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The car was invented to get away from Chuck Norris, BUT not to be out done Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

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And the tire blow out.

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Woah.  I am afaid that any one of my lame Chuck Norris or Mr. T jokes would kinda fall flat...besides, they've probably already been said.  I just can't get over how many of those jokes there are....
(Chuck Norris' morning jumping jacks cause earthquakes in seven countries....at once.)  Yeah, it's lame, I know.

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350 (edited by draco fett Tuesday, November 27, 2007 5:39 pm)

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Alo Fett wrote:

The car was invented to get away from Chuck Norris, BUT not to be out done Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

Mr. T reprogrammed the car as a seek and destroy super-vehicul (I know that isn't spelled right), looking for Chuck.

Mr. T is twice as heavy as Pantera.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar collapsed because it could not possibly contain the sheer awesomeness within.

Hey Sev! I haven't had much of a chance to get on recently.

take it easy baby take it as it comes